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really makes me froth at the mouth how no one wants to talk about how movies like bladerunner 2049 and children of men are just misogynistic scifi porn about male anxiety over losing reproductive control "haha but like. if you couldn't get pregnant anymore you'd be gagging for it, right? haha right???? you'd actually really want to offer yourself as a public breeding receptacle right???????" as if most if not all women would feel mild to extraordinary relief if we all woke up tomorrow magically infertile

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When people are saying that rape is worse for male victims than for female victims, I feel like the quiet part is "because women are used to it."

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my absolute hater brain chemistry radically altering after wrestlemania and now i'm like "'daddy's gotta be honest kitten, we're not making it out of the bloodline' (paul heyman is saying this to roman reigns i am very passionate about their weird sad little relationship)"

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raw 1186 really has me losing my mind paul heyman got up there and said "roman how many more twinks are you going to let break your heart" and roman reigns responded "wow maybe i am ready for a real daddy" knowing what i know in may of 2024 this is a TRIP

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and i was TRYING to examine the red object on the ground where he kicks you and got too close to the edge and got locked out of the last lines of his dialogue AGAIN

it's so excruciatingly easy to miss things and just completely lock yourself out of characters and dialogue in dark souls 3 i spent the last two hours absolutely blowing a gasket because the little corners they tucked patches into were just. so not intuitive. apparently i missed a piece of dialogue but he disappears after giving you a parting shove ~so he's just gone forever, again~

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i kept thinking "i'm sure i associate this with the ringed city just because i was listening to it a lot at the time when i first played" but no. no the drone tone is almost identical to what plays in the cutscene.

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i'm honestly disappointed, the demon prince(s) were one of my favourite fights in the whole game and of course as a pyromancer i had a hard time and spent like a whole week or two hanging out by the bonfire with my sign down the first time around. but this time i beat them in two tries, just me and lapp and gael :')

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Okay, so, if a woman is sending you an evaluation form on a dating site AND she is interested in both men and women but has some (not all) wildly different standards for each,

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the hasids don't like to let women read or wear pants in crown heights you fucking moron, if that's the "way" we've lost then good

that post was about bagels...?

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"bread with a hole" is a good kosher alternative to "man in a dress" if you're in a pinch and need to be subtle

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also, unlike the main game, there is so much care and attention put into that fight, like how friede's breathing clues you in to her attack patterns

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very proud of myself for beating friede and ariandel despite the fact that mid fight, like as soon as i was pretty sure i was gonna get past phase one, my cat hopped down to throw up a hairball

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i girlbossed too close to the sun and beat almost everything in ds3 in a week, also of course the "a cold, dark and very gentle place" line still makes me weep :')

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i had to wipe my gaming computer and reinstall everything and i copied the wrong fucking folder to the lifeboat so guess who has to start the worst game ever made over from scratch :')

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did anyone at from software consider that "lock on" does not mean "i would like to go experience the roller coaster simulator" when they were making dark souls 3?

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the abyss watchers is one of the only main game fights i liked and the bad translation mod makes it even better by changing their name to "unexpected password"

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don't get into wrestling guys the fandom is so bad paul heyman tenderly embracing a crying roman reigns in a dark corner of the linc has not launched 200 fanfictions. a real fandom would go wild for two ruthless villains behaving this way. any other online yaoi cesspool would already have enough art of that moment to create a slice of life OVA. i hate it here.