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wait the monarch probably painted his cocoon pink to match dr. girlfriend's colour scheme 😭

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sorry it's still kind of insane to me that in 2019 i went on a date with a woman looking like this only for her to show up late and then talk about how much she loved her roommate's gross pitbull and imply she wanted kids the whole time

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please clap

birdie 🦢 #1077: 🟩⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

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i know owning and operating a website has plenty of considerable costs but like... $17k could support me fairly comfortably for three years. it's hard not to be a little bitter about it when i'm forced to look at the number.

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i swear once i stop groaning from how deeply formulaic and unsatisfying that was i'm going to figure out the steps in the C.O.L.B.Y. system because you know he has one

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wait wait wait the copium fanfiction i've written in my head in the last hour is that the plan had been seth rollins for a while, it was about pulling a nasty one over on reigns more than anything, but punk had to go sticking his gigantic gorgeous nose in things which would mean rollins would not only get to take this away from reigns but he would get to take this away from someone he actually real life hates and heyman had perhaps been banking on punk taking that favour later, as in, after all of this but now he had placed himself directly in the crossfire that was meant to hurt reigns only, against the absolute worst person possible kjvbfhjbdkb

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whoever called that it was gonna be joe hendry.... holy fuck, congratulations

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foreshadowing that tonight's triple threat match will turn into a literal dick sucking contest for the heart of paul heyman and OF COURSE

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oh man if I'm minding my own business and you overhear me say something flippant that pokes at your insecurities... do NOT clue me in to the fact that I inadvertently poked your insecurities. "fundamentally an unlikable person" is not a joke or a bit, you do not want to find out the difference between me hurting your feelings on accident and hurting them on purpose.

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actually really loving that it's like just his second Wrestlemania in charge and Triple H is throwing out the "no mania on easter" policy

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oh man, Sprigg's little speech when you meet her in the drawing world, in light of my favourite part of the end of the game? holy shit. will make you cry like little baby.

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the mood unironically today unfortunately

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Is it so much to ask that a half decent looking boy who meets your minimum pathogen safety requirements and doesn't have pronouns in his bio not give a cop out answer when you ask "what's the ideal low tech object for killing Elon Musk"? At least an "I couldn't do it myself but if you were to perhaps bash him with a tree branch I wouldn't get in the way, might even cheer a little if you play your cards right".

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daily reminder that video game graphics have Gone Too Far. they don't need to look like that.