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character sheet commission for @chance-of-reaper of Worthy, the dwarven cleric who has the best focus, in my opinion. Who doesn't want a magic chainsaw?? 🛠️ commission info here!

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Our local zoo has new hyena babies!! And they were born on Friday the 13th!!!!!!

SPOOKY CAT DOG BABIES!!!

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in light of police across the country cracking down on pro palestine protests with brutal force, it feels like a great time to remind everyone to shut the fuck up around cops. don't make small talk, dont act friendly, don't fucking engage with them!! if you are arrested DO NOT speak without a lawyer present. protest organizers, get into contact with local pro bono lawyers who can be there for your arrested comrades. no matter what, if cops are there, shut the fuck up unless you are actively doing a protest chant. dont tell cops why you were there, dont tell them if you're affiliated with the school you may be protesting at, dont tell them if you came there with anyone, dont tell them anything!!!

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god i remembered that fucking “little white cuck ball” picture and im cackling

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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this is the most annoying phenomenon in the world bar none

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it’s the parley room…the parlor room? the parley parlor.

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why don’t they make posters like this anymore

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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

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Shuro: You used black magic to bring back Falin, are you stupid?!

Laios: hey what the fuck is your problem man?

Senshi:

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:(

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we're sleeping on how varied crocodilians are in colour and pattern

Yacare caiman

Tomistoma

Cuban crocodile

Cuvier's dwarf caiman

West African crocodile

American alligator

Saltwater crocodile

New Guinea crocodile

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im the prettiest canary in this mine

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you