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my friend says that this picture is sad. watch a man losing last bits of his hope. 

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Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

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"you can't ship those characters they tried to kill each other!" sounds like someone can't appreciate the inherent eroticism of violence 🙄

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“That ship is toxic ! They're so unhealthy—”

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“I…don’t enjoy solitude. I had enough of that on Skako Minor”

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On Discord, we were talking about an AU where Anakin is raised by Hondo instead of the Jedi. This led to talking about what would happen when Padme and pirate Anakin fell in love, married, and had babies. Uncle Hondo would be very pleased.

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Silverdaye’s [instagram] -  [AO3] - [SW Creative’s Discord]

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I hate when I have set rules for myself and people say “you know those aren’t real? You can do what you want.”

Rules aren’t real at all!

If I say “I can’t make myself tater tots at 2am because I can’t eat between the hours of 12am and 8am except on special occasions, like late nights out” those are my rules. If I break that rule, where does it end????

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Rebel Boys because you can make anything into a Rebels crossover if you are delusional enough try hard enough.

And I know they’re technically soul-stealing demons but, like, look how cute they are

Edit: someone tagged this as Spectre Boys and honestly that's 1000x better

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The irony of this new breed of self-righteous AI hunters on AO3 is that they're all just copy and pasting peoples fics into AI detectors, which are all operated by AI and therefore THEY are feeding people's work into the algorithm without their consent and in some cases no doubt circumventing the locks people put on to avoid getting scraped...

Don't copy and paste anyone's AO3 work into third party websites, you're not the good guys in this situation?

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"unlikable protagonist" and it's just a woman who's a regular human being with flaws

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Thank you Bo-Katan for being a role model in such a traditionally male dominated fields <3 (terrorist) (getting a maybe redemption offscreen) (messy characterization)

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The headcannon that Kallus had a balls to the wall insane upbringing on the lower levels of Coruscant is actually hilarious because it allows for some of the CRAZIEST lore drops

Kallus: Yeah when I was 12 i actually fist fought a grown man in an arbys parking lot over a spork

Sabine: Im sorry?????

Ezra: wtf do ppl even use tinfoil for

Kallus: Oh when I was 14 I wired our holoprojector to connect to cable tv with a roll of tinfoil and it worked for two days

Ezra: only 2 days?

Kallus: it blew up :(

Hera: we cant go through that sector, its controlled by the pykes

Ezra: we could be sneaky about it

Kanan: idk, Ezra, people can get pretty violent over spice

Kallus: which is crazy because its honestly not that fun

Kanan: what

Kallus: what

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hello rebels Tumblr I haven't seen this floating around yet but in The Rise and Fall of the Galactic Empire we get this little gem of an insight about one Alexsandr Kallus:

KALLUS WROTE A MEMOIR.

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live tweets from my star wars rebels first watch <33

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These are the things that are happening before (or right around the time of) the final Andor arc.

Agent Kallus joins the Rebellion

Commander Jun Sato dies

The Phoenix Squadron is chased off Atallon and merges with Yavin

Maul dies

Sabine gives Bo-Katan the dark saber

Kanan dies

Ahsoka is rescued by Ezra

Ezra disappears from the galaxy with Thrawn in tow

Lothal becomes the first planet to free itself from Imperial rule

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Kallus actually invented commiting to the bit