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horace: why would you think any of this was a good idea?! halt: probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. horace: oh… will, from across the room: i don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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What Pasta are You? Reblog Game

a little reblog game which I thought might be fun ! :))

not my favourite shape, but not the worse, but accurate description 😭

The link: pasta game

no pressure tags: @user2772636 @lucydixon @lovedrunkmess @godricgryffinsnore @raven-dor @geewaygooner @maysileeewrites @lokiified

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Halt and Pauline are the sweetest motherfuckers ever. Those motherfuckers do little things for each other all the time, they'll just casually lean on each and cuddle, they can easily sit for hours and not say anything and still be comfortable, and they can also talk about the most random things. They're so comfortable around each other to the point where even Halt won't hide what he's feeling like. That man probably hides any form of weakness even things that no one fucking cares about or notices. Like being cold. Pretty much anywhere else he would hide that he's cold. But with Pauline she'll just walk in and see him completely engulfed in blankets like a fucking burritto. And then she'll join.

They're love languages are acts of service and physical touch, which is unexpected because most people would assume Halts hates touching, which he does, but Paulines an exception

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Sometimes it feels like you've lived your whole life in a house that's always a little bit on fire. Like it's usually just in one room and you make sure to wet the walls around it so it doesn't spread and that usually works. You were expected to take more responsibility over fire containment when you were like seven because it's not like you can expect your parents to always be 100% on guard about making sure the whole house doesn't catch fire, and you figure that's just how things are like.

And sometimes as a kid you visit your friends' homes and some of then whisper to you - grimacing with embarrassment - about how they're not supposed to tell anyone this, but there's a whole room in their house that's currently on fire. And you're like yeah it's ok I'm not supposed to tell people about the way our house is a little bit on fire all the time, too. And then you visit some other friend's house and there's no trace of fire anywhere, and you think "wow, these people are really good at hiding their house fire."

And one day you show up to work like "hey sorry I'm late, I forgot to wet the walls before going to bed last night and my whole house burned down", and you're startled by the way people react, acting like that must be the worst thing that has ever happened to you. And you're just like "chill, it's been years since the last time this happened, and it wasn't even that bad this time", and that just makes people more shocked, acting like that's the weirdest and most concerning thing they've ever heard anyone say, which only confuses you more.

And then someone tries to explain to you that people aren't supposed to have an ongoing house fire. Most people actually never experience a house fire in their lives. Like not even once. Not even a little bit. The normal amount of having your house be currently on fire is zero.

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…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T

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friend of mine was sleeping whilst another friend and i were talking about nonsense. at some point we were talking about how trains honked anyway in the no horn zone that we had both lived in at one point. either without waking up, or waking up so briefly as to not disturb her sleep, our sleeping friend turned over to face us and solemnly intoned "Trains are required by federal law to sound the horn three times at a grade crossing". then she was gone again. we shook her gently- no response, out cold. she didn't remember it in the morning.

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Joy Sullivan, from “Culpable”, Instructions for Traveling West

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Triple J's holding an Australian Music Hottest 100, lets gooooooo

https://www.abc.net.au/triplej/countdown/hottest100

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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the ‘kind character snapping’ trope has been co-opted by too many people who don’t understand it fundamentally. you can’t have your character actively think of themselves as that kind of person bc that makes it like bragging. ‘you wouldn’t like me when i’m angry 😡’ ’no more mister nice guy 😈’ ’demons run when a good man goes to war 👿’ ’honestly i scare myself sometimes 😰’ WROOOOOONG. those are all threats. first off a truly kind character should be humble and not even consider kindness a thing of theirs. and second off please. if they’re truly gentle they should be ashamed of the very thought of their own wrath and not like openly talk about it. yeah i bet they do scare themselves and others when they finally get pushed too far but like don’t have them say or consciously think that without shame… it should be like a tragic thing that happens to them against their will and not like an alter ego they’ve been gleefully looking for an excuse to slip into

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best moments in gaming journalism

journalist gets real yakuza members to play yakuza 3 and asks for their opinions on its authenticity

that’s it

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they are sooooooo stupid

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Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

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its been about 6 months