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hello Tumblr dot com i am once again feeling INSANE about my year in lists' "i cherish with fondness the day (before) i met you" sequence

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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diagnosis: "are they mad at me" disorder

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i make a lot of posts to the tune of "you're allowed to be horny btw" because it's becoming increasingly clear that adults being sexual in (clearly marked and blockable!) spaces is being stamped out and made out to be evil both legislatively and in the moral zeitgeist, especially among younger folks. not even in the "wait to be a horny adult online when you're An Adult" way, just an ingrained puritanical outrage response to *anything* that isn't chaste wholesome perfect all-ages allowed. it's unnerving and scary.

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love when a mutual in law becomes a mutual. like yaaaay :) it's like the godfather but if they all said yaaaay :))))

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me going to bed tonight

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i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

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died and i came back normal. more normal than before even. such a regular guy it’s freaking everyone out. i’m ironing my shirts & doing the sunday paper crossword puzzle and the people i love won’t stop crying

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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You know how companies used to make flour sacks with pretty flower patterns on them because mothers would make dresses out of them for their daughters? We should bring that back. Paper bags designed to be reused as wrapping paper. Jars of jam designed to look nice filled with pencils or homemade sauces. Fabric that's high quality enough to use as a patch.

Give things a second life!!

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i love when a man is fresh of getting his ass beat. it’s like a pregnancy glow

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yes i am easily overstimulated yes i hate social interaction but my brain has been absolutely craving a teen movie ass party recently i need to be in the too many sounds and smells and light and people i need to make out w someone in corner and be inebriated in ways i very genuinely would hate being in public in every way imaginable

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"you need to let it go" that would be really cool, unfortunately I'll take it with me to the grave

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Pick an option at random :)

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