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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Dear Santa,

I have been such a goodgirl all my life so this year, PLEASE let me have a big boy who:

- is 6ft+ emotionally intelligent and witty guy who gives major "touch her and you die" vibes

-Fucks me dumb when he’s jealous, so I can’t walk straight the next day.

-Actually enjoys my endless yapping like it’s music to his ears, then shuts me up with his mouth—and not on my lips.

-Craves my touch like he’s addicted, pulling me closer with "don’t make me beg, baby." when I’m being a total tease, pulling away just to see how desperate he gets.

-Buys me books just to bend me over the shelf after I gush about them.

-Fucks me stupid when I push all his buttons, reminding me exactly who’s in charge when I cross the line.

- degrades and fucks me without my consent when I piss him off but also praises me for taking him so well.

-Snarls "shut the fuck up and take the dick like a good girl” when I’m being bratty, but praises me when I finally behave.

-Growls “if I catch you, I fuck you” as I run, knowing damn well I want to be caught.

-Calls me "mine" while spanking me for being a brat, making sure I feel every second of his frustration before pulling me close and kissing me breathless.

I want someone who thrives off my brattiness, who lives for the push and pull, who can handle my sass but never lets me win. Someone who punishes me when I deserve it, but still whispers “you’re my everything” against my skin when he’s done ruining me. Someone obsessed enough to put me in my place but soft enough to hold me afterward. LET HIM EXIST, I’M BEGGING. I have been such a goodgril🥺

Make him obsessed, soft but unhinged, and addicted to me like I’m his favorite book. Is that too much to ask?!

Oh oh oh and please let him have big hands and forearms👉🏻👈🏻🥺. It is a NEED🎀

And pleaseee let me keep him foreverrrrrrrrrr

And I won't mind being his personal slut forever. I'll let him cum in me always and forever. Letting him use me as he pleases to remove his pent up frustration from work or whatever or whenever he pleasessss. I'll be a good girl to him tooo I promise 👉🏻👈🏻🥺🎀

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So fucking true

Say it louder for the people in the back

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it's practically taboo to still talk about covid but god i wish we could acknowledge the worldwide trauma it's clearly still causing in people. like, it's flat out just. not "polite" to talk about how a mass deadly event might, JUST MIGHT, emotionally affect us a little bit. how an airborne invisible-to-the-eye thing can just BE anywhere now. how abandoned we still feel by our respective governments. how we've lost family, friends, either to death or misinformation and cults, which they cling to because they're ALSO afraid but often refuse to admit it because it'd mean admitting covid is real and ongoing. we just. can't talk about it i guess.

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I'm just a little toy puppy

tag yourself! dog title edition. yes you can be multiple

dog: needs to be called a good boy. generally obedient, but occasionally disobeys. loves being collared. please pet!

puppy: loving and sweet. very affectionate. begs to be praised. wants to be at your side at all times

mutt: untrained and rowdy. not afraid to get a little dirty. likes to be degraded

bitch: incredibly needy. constantly in heat. always wants to be bred

pooch: well-behaved. a bit sassy. enjoys being pampered and spoiled. likes having their demands met

toy: fragile, but still likes to be used. please handle with care. degradation is their favorite as long as it's balanced with praise.

beast: wild and untamed, much more so than a mutt. constantly needs to be in control. uses force to get what it wants. snarls and growls often.