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What's a he rnose? Yeah, everyone abandons me, it's actually quite depressing... You wish I was in lesbians with you.

I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

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Hahaha. Okay. I won’t go for he rnose then. Maybe they did! Maybe they’re as awful as me who left you all aloooone! We should. Why are you singing to me? Are you in lesbians with me?

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Please don't, she just got her new nose in. I don't want to hear about you breaking it. Nah, the gypsies have gone away for a bit. They should be back soon...or at least that's what they told me. Maybe they abandoned me. Well we should smoke, and soon. I haven't had a chance to either. Lettts gooo bacckkkk, back to the beginninnnggg.

I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

Wow, I’m gonna pop Mrs. Lendzion on the nose. I thought you’d been kidnapped by the gypsies! I haven’t smoked since you’ve been gone. It just wasn’t the same when I had nobody to high text. A DAY WITHOUT YOU IS LIKE A YEAR WITHOUT RRRRRAAAAIIIIN!!!! as Selena Hoemez would say.

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theenayarivera replied to your post: theenayarivera replied to your post: I come back...

Heather doesn’t like to share.

But it's me! She shares everything with me!

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theenayarivera replied to your post: I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

Sex.

Can I join?

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Neither am I....SIGH. SIGH. SIGH.

I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

Not cool!

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Wherreee have you beennnn alll my life life life. I've been on a top secret mission, called: "My mom wanted quality family time so she booked a trip and tossed my phone out the window and I couldn't contact you."

I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

Not cool!

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I come back to see that you are all having sex without me....

Not cool!

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My butt is the perfect size. Shut up.

Love you too. You ginormous butt.

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Love you, boo.

LOL. Dick.

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Why would I want to watch it? I love being in your business. Heather doesn't mind.

Maybe you should watch it. You’d stay out of our business if you did.

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Said I had it Naya, never said I watched it. I probably would be.

LOL. You’d be scarred for life.

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Awww, you two are going as each other for Halloween? That's cute.

That’s what I’m gonna be for Halloween this year. Ballin’.

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Ohhhh, you fancy. Too bad I can't do that to my best buddy.

I will buy it! Maybe I will even give something extra..

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I have their video. It's on sale for 1,000,000 dollars monopoly money.

I’m wondering when the first sex tape of Heather and Naya will come out.

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Well played Miss Morris. Well played. And don't take sex away from Naya! She was on my side for once. I don't want to lose this friendship!

Sorry, I keep it classy. I work on Hollywood Blvd. Not crack head corner.

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Prostitutes.