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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?
And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.
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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think
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“it’s circus work.” not to me. not if it’s my monkeys.
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protestants: god is not an absent father! talk to god like a friend! god is always with you! bring your problems to god, no matter how small! it’s not at all weird to call god “daddy!”
catholics: god is far too important to give a fuck about your lost keys or your algebra exam. please address your petty concerns to one of god’s ten thousand holy secretaries. if it’s really important, consider asking his mom.
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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i think abt the part in the golden compass where it was noted that if your daemon chose to assume the form of a fish or some kind of ocean dwelling creature you could never leave the water again. at best you could dock, maybe walk a bit away from the shore, but that's it. chained to the water because your physical soul form commands it.
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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.
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The Blue Prince is like trying to solve an escape room but they hired a guy to keep punching you in the face at various intervals but then one time he punches you and you land in a bigger escape room
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on day 48 of blue prince. i nearly drafted a corner of the true image of god but it cost 4 gems and i dont got that kinda money so i landed a bathroom and the run ended
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blue prince when you get the rooms and items you need: this rules. game of the century. nothing could be better. i am a golden god.
blue prince when you do not get those things: absolute trash. troll tier game. an asshole game for assholes made by asshole creators. the shovel is a lie.
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good afternoon friends. if you wanna know where ive been this time, well. this has been my mental state for the past month
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Enter my Fucking Labyrinth if you dare
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