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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

you already know how uh, how WELL 1 can keep up

so you’d uh, you’d better that flag out and ready };)

Been done an there. 

Meet me in th desert motherfucker. 

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

we uh, we could };)

want me to uh, to chase you down clown?

> Sees how his anger/something else is triggered by another conversation. Hup. time to distract the Bull. 

Iffen you’s c’n keep up ‘d be amazed. ‘ll break out th red flag an everythin. :o)

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

of uh, of course you th1nk you are

}:P

YUP  gotta uh, gotta 1ncrease the amount of un1forms 1′ve uh, 1′ve got in my closet };)

We gon play cops an robbers?

// credit to @harkavagrantfeed​ 

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Ain nothin like seein th best~

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

hmm, no 1 uh, 1 don’t th1nk 1 would 

you’d uh, you’d get bor1ng qu1ck }:)

what? th1nk 1 uh, th1nk 1 should have? let uh, let people cover up your teeth?

hmm, nah }:) 1 th1nk uh, 1 th1nk 1′d rather not let you w1n there }:)

Clowns is never borin, we’s full of surprises an joys! :oD

Either way I’s win, seems t be a ongoin theme. Not one which I is minding, mind. 

You really gon be popo? 

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

}:P

to uh, to start work1ng. put my uh, my sk1lls to use 1n actual useful ways and not uh, not just enterta1n1ng you }:)

1 know 1 am }:) but uh, but 1′m not too thr1lled to be approached by uh, by concerned strangers wh1le 1′m out and uh, and about }:|

‘d rightly say tha you’d have mo fun jus servin me~ Least you’s admit it. 

Shame bout tha. Suppose ‘s jus they sensing yo delicate nature. Brings out th goodness in folks what wants t help an all. Why ain’t you let them bandage yous up?

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

well, 1 uh, 1 suppose s1mple m1nds are enterta1ned by s1mple th1ngs }:)

paperwork the uh, the ban of all }:| though 1 don’t uh, don’t th1nk the recept1on1st knows how to handle your uh, your l1ttle part1ng g1ft }:) 1′ll uh, have to cover that up 1n future. adhere to the uh, the derse sens1bl1t1es for a b1t

Ain hard when’s I be talking at them. :o) Paperwork fer whatall?

Naw you’s good a rebellin, jus not winnin. Rock on whatall you been done gifted all up at. They sensibilities is small an insignificant compared to th greatness wreathed in blood on yo shoulder. 

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bronzedwingedgeneral‌:

oh wow only here for uh, for a few m1nutes and already go1ng after my qu1rk }:O

runn1ng out of uh, of mater1al already clown?

Naw jus entertainin mine own sel wi how many cusswords I’s c’n fit in a tiny lil sentence. Weren’t near ‘s many as I coul. 

Whatchu doin 

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Motherfucker what’s wi th asterisks. Shit jus say whatchu mean motherfucker, don be afeared none my fucking wicked winged bitch

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hello aga1n }:) welcome to the uh, c*cky a**hat’s blog }:)

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t1me to uh, post a p1c 1 guess }:)

(( Art by @goddess-in-green ))

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// finally remembers to add clownchurch and religion notes to Sam’s blog

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What has no feet but still runs? A clock!

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What is the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!

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voidequine‌:

8=D Evening Baron, sir.

:oD Honk. Whatcha up to my brother?

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menacingmaid‌:

U_0

:o*

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Mhmm. :o)

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krillahqueen‌:

> SCREEE. Huff huff huff. He should know who you oar by now.

38) Figures you’d lose yoar balls.

An I bet I mako waaaay more bank then you do bae~ Useful is too forkin short of a phrase! U cod even say I need somefin moray colorful.

I coul give ya sommat more colorful but. 

I got sommat else tha’ll work better. 

:o)