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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink

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They can’t seriously still be considering hiring me, can they? I did not make a good impression, I just panicked and said something weird and left the call.

Why does the edible only actually hit me full in the face half an hour before a Zoom interview

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Oh NO THE INTERVIEWER CALLED ME BACK PERSONALLY IM GOING TO DIE

Why does the edible only actually hit me full in the face half an hour before a Zoom interview

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THE ONLY OTHER PERSON THERE WAS A STRAIGHT DUDE WITH A BACHELORS IN SALES ABORT ABORT ABORT

Why does the edible only actually hit me full in the face half an hour before a Zoom interview

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Wait maybe this will work

Why does the edible only actually hit me full in the face half an hour before a Zoom interview

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Why does the edible only actually hit me full in the face half an hour before a Zoom interview

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At gunpoint yes

Public service announcement:

If you slip and fall down the stairs the day after you already dropped an entire bookshelf on the ankle you fell down with, do not assume everything is fine and keep walking around in your platform Doc Martens no matter how gay and cool they are.

And when your partner points out that you’ve got an awful lot of bruising on your leg a week later, do not say “yeah but it doesn’t hurt, see” and then stand on one foot (the foot that’s bruised) and then proceed to go move a whole shitload of boxes for the third time that week.

Learn from me.

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Public service announcement:

If you slip and fall down the stairs the day after you already dropped an entire bookshelf on the ankle you fell down with, do not assume everything is fine and keep walking around in your platform Doc Martens no matter how gay and cool they are.

And when your partner points out that you’ve got an awful lot of bruising on your leg a week later, do not say “yeah but it doesn’t hurt, see” and then stand on one foot (the foot that’s bruised) and then proceed to go move a whole shitload of boxes for the third time that week.

Learn from me.

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i love when a song is an acquired taste. you can listen to something once and go huh. there's something here even if im not quite ready for it yet. and you listen a couple more times. and then bam a couple weeks or months or years later you listen, youve finally worn the song in and it's the most beautiful thing you've ever heard

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knight pngs ! images not mine, i'd just prefer you don't repost as your own pngs please.

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Literally why do we even bother advancing society if you guys think everything is supposed to be this fucking hard

old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……

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AuDHD is so funny sometimes like what do you mean my hyperfixations/special interests will last for years on end or possibly forever but they will cycle out every month or two with absolutely no transitional period or warning. like i will think about the same topic every day obsessively for 46 days in a row and on the 47th day with no visible cause adhd brain goes "ok! bored of that now" and autism brain goes "dw i got something queued up for ya" and i blast into full blown obsession on some other topic whose mental file folders haven't opened in 9 months. brain's out here treating hyperfixations like a crop rotation. once the dopamine runs out it cycles in another one but once something's in the rotation it never ever leaves. last summer we brought in one from when i was 11. it's so funny to me but frustrating too bc like. i cannot stress enough my inability to predict or control this. or how completely abrupt and random it can be

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Julien Rivoire, Winamp Portable Player

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Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump administration any pretext for what they’re already doing and will keep doing no matter what. “Angelenos—don’t engage in violence and give the administration an excuse to inflict all the damage they have been inflicting carte blanche for months on end,” said Bass, adding that Trump and his team are just looking for a reason to respond with violence, as they would have done whether or not any of this happened.

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"Trans Rights Orange cat" Still needs binding With this complete I can truly say I am back in the saddle! Being a member of the trans community myself it brings me joy to know tags like this can exist around town in all their silly glory.