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In Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels and its Super Mario All-Stars version, there is a "brother byte" in the game's memory that determines which brother the current playable character is. It has two valid possible values, one for Mario (Brother 0) and one for Luigi (Brother 1), and 254 invalid ones, resulting in various unintended brothers (as seen in this previous post).

Most invalid brothers cause the game's ending to simply glitch in typical ways, however, Brother 12 has a particularly amusing way in which his presence is handled. Upon seeing Peach in her cage, Brother 12 continuously runs to the left against the edge of the screen, and continues his running animation even after Peach teleports him to her cage after noticing him.

This results in the impression that Brother 12 is not interested in being kissed by Peach and is desperately trying to get away from her.

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Farcille is so interesting to me because at first it comes off as a very fluffy ship but the more you reread the series the more you realize they actually have some serious baggage to work through before they could believably be in a romantic relationship… but that baggage has nothing to do with the necromancy or the accidental transformation or the violations of the in-universe Geneva Convention or the (SPOILERS) cannibalism (/SPOILERS) and everything to do with Marcille treating Falin like she’s a Precious Moments figurine

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technology should've frozen when i was 13. fuck an iphone. fuck bitcoin. make more game boy advance games

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This is who is leading the NYC mayoral democratic primary rn

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how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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Kind of a Reddit AITA post but sometimes it is a little funny to fuck with people in ways that deliberately conform to a stereotype of what they must think of you. the other day I was talking to my friend and I randomly said that I wanted a pet chimpanzee. I'd dress it in person clothes (dungarees and hats) and I'd teach it to love science fiction. And this girl nearby was like "you know how dangerous those things are, right? Also how unethical it is to keep an ape as your pet for your own amusement" and I was already seeing where the conversation was going so I was pretending ignorance like "yea but it wouldn't just be for my amusement. It would have practical points too." And she ignored that statement entirely to say "Well chimpanzees can rip faces off" and I was like. What's the most frustrating thing I can say now. Finally settled on "Mine wouldn't do that though." and you could tell she wanted to hurt me very very badly. Like a chimpanzee would if I had one as a pet

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Mega Demondrug Boosts your attack power even more than a regular Demondrug.

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AU where berdly's gaming knowledge allows him to instantly recognize what's going on with kris but no one listens cause he's annoying

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just give me 20 to 40 minutes to think on it and i can come up with the most passably human sentences you've ever heard so help me god

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the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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Machine That Makes It All Better

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my transgender lifehack. stop using terms and pronouns that you "dont mind" and start using only ones that you like. does it spark joy

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beginning of transition: "wow, i love wearing a bra!!!"

present day: "wow, i love not wearing a bra!!!"

moral of the story: boobs