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So there are several species of frogs that have evolved to be so small that their vestibular balance system doesn't work well and I'm sorry but it's the funniest thing to watch them try to jump.

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Alright I'm reorganizing my tags and am curious now.

What's the craziest/funniest fandom drama you've ever been involved in or witnessed?

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i have a headcanon

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that definitely didn’t end well

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Real life doesn't have nearly enough "enemies to lovers" and way too much "lovers to enemies".

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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going on pinterest and commenting “hmm… i find this really.. pinteresting…!” on every single post i see

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hold on something just happened

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So my sister wants to start sewing more, because

a. She’s 5′ 11″ and can never find pants long enough for her legs or shirts long enough for her arms.

b. She hates synthetic fibers as much as I do and it’s difficult to find natural fiber clothes that aren’t made of cotton

c. She’s a biologist and would physically fistfight microplastics if given half a chance

So her gift from mom and dad for her birthday was a sewing machine. Not a super expensive one but a good solid serviceable one.

And recently she asked “So where do I GET wool or linen and thread that isn’t polyester” and mom was like ‘go ask your sister’

And I, of course, crashed into the group text like “GET A PEN I HAVE WEBSITES FOR U” and honestly I’m thrilled about this

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion

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I hate agreeing with Tucker Carlson but what Twilight Zone hell hole did I wake up in where he's actually right?

-fae

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