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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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the people who go "we shouldn't be so open about nudity because it could trigger someone's dysphoria" are like two steps max removed from "fat people being fat in public could trigger someone with an ed". like peoples' bodies are not the problem here, trying to restrict someone else's body because of how you personally feel is indistinguishable from conservative praxis. i'm sorry if that sounds harsh but there is basically no interpretation of "we need to control the bodies of [demographic]" that does not fall down the slippery slope of fascism.

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Bright Future No. 6: Tipping Me Off

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🏳️‍🌈 Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

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came across an old forum and found some great forum signature designs

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🧍‍♂️👍

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Finding a colorblind friendly redesign of the rainbow flag has me happy to see a pride flag for once

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Back in 2018 I spent a good bit of my birthday making the final track for Behindtale, a mashup of THE WORLD REVOLVING. In 2020, I made another mashup of THE WORLD REVOLVING on my birthday.

After five years, I'm bringing it back

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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation

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My favorite Car Seat Headrest Genius annotation probably ever.

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I am sure some of you are curious. Yes, my scandalous Toe Sucking picture included the very same Powerful Feet I have been training day and night with my Joker Kicks. I am strong enough now to kick a Cinder Block in half. Heh... I bet a Certain Someone is getting scared for our duel right about now...

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as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

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