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Ash | she/her | 31 | Becoming a Wheel of Time Blog I guess
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ashen-ambrosia · 4 hours ago
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We call it kirkwall fashion
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ashen-ambrosia · 1 day ago
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icons of Josha Stradowski in The Wheel of Time (s3) as Rand al'Thor
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ashen-ambrosia · 1 day ago
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i really hope all of you know about this scp
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ashen-ambrosia · 2 days ago
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Big fan of this show
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ashen-ambrosia · 4 days ago
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the Star Wars fandom isn't having enough fun with the acronym for the Confederacy of Independent Systems but this one youtuber is showing us the way
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ashen-ambrosia · 5 days ago
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I have only watched five episodes of WoT and know nothing about Lan and Moraine’s backstory but OHHHMYGODDD this glance exchange made me feel everything that’s passed between them. “There is no bond like that between an Aes Sedai and her Warden” like you can’t tell they aren’t both thinking “This could’ve been me if she/he had died”
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ashen-ambrosia · 5 days ago
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ashen-ambrosia · 5 days ago
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Someone you know could be fighting a battle you could never imagine. For example, they could be a Wheel of Time fan
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ashen-ambrosia · 6 days ago
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ashen-ambrosia · 6 days ago
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ashen-ambrosia · 7 days ago
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mother was SERVING in this scene
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ashen-ambrosia · 7 days ago
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ashen-ambrosia · 13 days ago
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I too want to give Maomao a kiss on the cheek
EDIT: I made a follow up comic
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ashen-ambrosia · 13 days ago
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I made a follow up comic to this post
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ashen-ambrosia · 13 days ago
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Ok I'll bite. What is wheel of time about
Glad you asked!!!! The short version is that it's a story about the inescapability of fate and the cycles of violence and peace in the world!
The long version is uh. Well (spoilers)
So like. Theres a big wheel that weaves the fabric of reality, right? And people get reincarnated and their souls get spit back out into new people, okay? That's how the world works. Also there is magic But! There's boy magic and girl magic.
So imagine you live in a post-scarity fake utopia and you're essentially a magic researcher. You discover magic that is neither girl nor boy magic but a secret third thing everyone who can already use magic can use (its genetic). And you just went through like the worst break up. So you use this cool new power!
And end up tearing a hole in the fabric of space and time. And theres this like entity in there that promises all this power and stuff and you're like "uhhhh well i do wanna be president or at least have my PhD unrevoked" (PhD revoked for tearing a hole in space and time) and also your ex has decided the entity is like. Pure evil. Which it is but you can't let him win that argument.
So you and your ex's ex and like 11 other researchers who aren't getting anywhere close to enough funding are like. Ok. Y'know what. Kinda fuck with the entity. Also we really don't like your ex girl he's too goody-goody.
Unfortunately your ex is also a top level magician/physicist and leads his 100 best friends to go seal your excellent hole in reality. Boo. But before he does this the entity "taints" boy magic so all men who can use magic go insane and kill everyone they love. Unfortunately you were also sealed inside the hole in reality and kinda go into statis for 3000 years.
Anyways because all then male magicians are insane now they essentially are walking nukes with no direction and blast humanity back to the stone age. Some of them kill themselves and some of them level cities and some of them try to not use magic but that's like acting someone who smokes a pack a day to quit cold turkey. So. Humanity forgets.
They forget genetic engineering and flying cars and teleportation magic. They remember the bare bones of ancient oaths and treaties but they don't have conext for them. The dimension of snake/fox people you had a longstanding treaty with is remembered as a children's game.
Anyways 3000 years pass and humanity sinks into darkness and then slowly, painstakingly, rebuilds. You're still trapped with your 12 colleages and the entity, but you have some small influence on the world. You command small armies of genetically engineered beings and mutants to slow progress. You manipulate people's dreams in a parallel dream dimension. You still aren't over your ex.
And then finally your ex's soul is spat back out into the world. He's a shepherd from a remote farming village. He's destined to be the most powerful male magician in 3000 years. He will go insane one day because of the taint on boy magic. You still love him. He doesn't even know who you are. Sometimes you can here him in the boy's voice, his stubborness. His ability to love other women.
Wheel of time is this story. Told from the perspective of your reincarnated ex and his 2 best childhood friends (reincarnated battle tactician with unreal luck and a man who has rediscovered wolf-telepathy), his childhood crush (president of the united states of girlbossery), his old babysitter (woman with every anger issue, ever), and his three girlfriends (yes they smoke weed. No you still aren't one of them).
It's a series that redefined how women are portrayed in fantasy. It recently got a television show that is a slightly different turning of the wheel but makes up for it by being explicity gay and having incredible costuming. It has excellent worldbuiliding and excellent character driven plot lines. It's been an absolute joy to reread after 7 years.
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ashen-ambrosia · 14 days ago
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you ever have just like, a really bad idea
anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard
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