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Luckily I’m here to help you all underssstand current economics to avoid the threat of looking crazy in public, dear. Wouldn’t want that to happen.

Adding someone who actually works a normal, current job to my household has been invaluable.

I'm so rich I can buy planets on a whim.

My husband died in the 1800s so he thinks a floor length handmade silk skirt should cost like £2.

Leal does NOT help, when he was alive you could live on twenty dollars a week. None of us understand the current economy.

The only person here who can survive going to twenty first century Earth without looking insane is the guy with a normal person job who like, rents an apartment.

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Who would’ve thought that an alien god of storms would find smoked slabs of pork belly so delicious?

It's so hard dealing with a bunch of superpowered immortals that all think they're the most important person in the room. At least the sleep one just napped on the couch the whole time. Storm god nearly shattered my windows arguing that it should be given more bacon.

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Ach, I’m with him there, bloody despise the stuff. Cinnamon rolls and strawberry tarts it is! I’ll be right back with everything in a sssplit.

Alwaysss willing for you. I’ll also bring back some bakery sweets for the kids. See if they like blueberry danishes. Does Ser like any pastries?

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Alwaysss willing for you. I’ll also bring back some bakery sweets for the kids. See if they like blueberry danishes. Does Ser like any pastries?

Need me to make a trip to fetch you some sourdough, love?

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Need me to make a trip to fetch you some sourdough, love?

Absolutely frothing at the mouth for a loaf of goddamn human style bread.

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I know, but I also know damn well in my bonesss that he got that lingo from the British. It sounds too familiar.

Thank Satan I gave away my humanity and became a demon so I can no longer be asssssociated with the British.

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Thank Satan I gave away my humanity and became a demon so I can no longer be asssssociated with the British.

Pleassse tell me that’s not what he calls whipped cream in a can…

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Pleassse tell me that’s not what he calls whipped cream in a can…

I love my husband with every fiber of my being, but if he keeps asking if I want squirty cream in my coffee I'm going to murder him.

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That shouldn’t happen so long as the Little Debbie company stays in business, haha.

The cosmic brownies always win them over.

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The cosmic brownies always win them over.

My children are attempting to unionize. Unfortunately they are too young to resist a single cosmic brownie and have all turned on each other. The government wins again.

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It’s not my fault you took the bait. :D

IT'S SO EASY TO GET MY WIFE'S ATTENTION. WATCH THIS.

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I guessss you could say you fell for that hook line and sinker. :D

IT'S SO EASY TO GET MY WIFE'S ATTENTION. WATCH THIS.

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Oh please do. Some wings on you would look gorgeous, darling. I’d offer to teach you how to fly with them but I never quite learned to myself, given…you know.

For me, it’s summer all the time, apparently.

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For me, it’s summer all the time, apparently.

Spent has the ideal summer body out of the three of us, it seems.

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I can always take some time away to give my dear Valera a smooch. On my way, darling.

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Need any help with that, dear?

If you aren't busy! I know you've had a lot going on.

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Huh. Come to think of it, you’re right. There hasn’t been a whisper of her at all. Let me know if you find anything, dear. I’d go listening around myself for any rumors but I’m still not entirely adept to traversing places throughout space, especially not interacting with various different species.

When is the braggart isn’t? Hopefully it won’t cause a full on intergalactic conflict like that damn incident with his exwife.

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When is the braggart isn’t? Hopefully it won’t cause a full on intergalactic conflict like that damn incident with his exwife.

Ahh, I was out today, otherwise I would’ve offered to ssssit in with you as a deterrent. Did he behave himself?