mediocre chicken sandwiches should be low tier loot you can find in vases and tall grasses everywhere
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who wants to make a faustian bargain with me
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Art i made inspired off of this concept and my oc Toasty :3. His best friend did in fact ascend to godhood so the idea of him becoming a cleric for that god is really cool
dnd paladin character concept: a knight raised alongside a magic user, who loves his friend, considers them family — but the magic user through a twist of fate ascends to godhood, vanishing from normal human life. so the knight swears fealty to the fledgling god so he can have some connection to them even still & the god who loves him dearly in return blesses him with gifts and divine powers as a way to reach back toward him, back toward earth. this paladin’s vows are easy to keep, like second nature… and prayer is both automatic and personal
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hookin up a create windmill to generate rotational force for the classroom pencil sharpener
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kaji says landlubber with a hard r
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idk why so many people are so obsessed with will wood's physical form he looks like the human version of harry dubois
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i need to become the typa guy who says what the devils
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god i fucking hate twitter so much though the only good thing about twitter is harve
i wonder if i should post all my art on twitter too. all my friends died off tumblr theyre corpses now its like when everyone stops playing the minecraft server
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i wonder if i should post all my art on twitter too. all my friends died off tumblr theyre corpses now its like when everyone stops playing the minecraft server
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this was made for genuinely evil fucking reasons but like i like it so i will post it here with all my other art
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one time i whipped a guy with a rope of fire for 3000 hours
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#109: Wanna Pet My Mullet? Emoji
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i want to die a warriors death in a walmart parking lot
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suburbia overture kidz bop edition
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fixed up some things i didnt like and now i think its done
i need him dead
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i need him dead
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i could become famous on the internet but i save all my bestest posts for my friends
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