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stirlingandco‌:

It’d be pretty hot if you did.

Hot, but at what cost? I’d miss out on so much shit if I couldn’t go out in daylight. 

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stirlingandco‌:

…sure. I’ll let you have that.

I’m curious. And totally not making that up, i distinctly saw cargo shorts.

Because it’s the truth.

What are you, George? You’re full of it. If you did, they weren’t mine.

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stirlingandco‌:

Pretty sure it was more of a bite than a punch, if anything. But I think I probably just slept funny.

So you’re saying I turned into a vampire? Dope.

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musomelody‌:

Well, it’s about a girl who moves to the bustling city of New York and aspires to become a gymnastics champion, but she sprains her arm and insists on going to the competitions despite her injury. I play her sister who is her biggest supporter.

So... not a secret agent. Damn. But I guess every show can’t be Kim Possible. Either way, congrats.

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stirlingandco‌:

You say that as if your jokes are good now. They aren’t, and I’m pretty sure I saw a pair of cargo shorts in your closet the other day…not making accusations, not judging…just saying what I saw, that’s all.

I know my jokes aren’t good now, they’re great. 

You’re making that up. Also, why are you looking through my closet?

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stirlingandco‌:

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…i was literally at your house, asshole.

Did I punch you in the neck and forget about it? Sorry, man. I’m not usually the violent type. 

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musomelody‌:

The first episode airs on February 20th!

Cool. What’s it about? And what’s your character like? Please tell me she’s like, a badass secret agent or something, because that’d be dope. 

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I’m officially in the stage of fatherhood where I fall asleep on the couch when company’s over. My mom and aunt came over for dinner last night, and there I was on the living room sofa, passed the fuck out before dinner was even ready. Yes, they took a video, and no, you can’t see it. Next thing you know I’m going to be rocking socks with sandals, making horrible jokes, and spouting cliches like, “money doesn’t grow on trees”. Enjoy sexy, young DILF Asher while you can, because I’m about a pair of cargo shorts away from becoming a full on dorky dad. 

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Can you get me a peppermint latte with whipped cream?

Oh, and a cookie. Thanks, champ.

finally started moving into the new office and it would seem the former studio head was not only incompetent at his job, but also basic cleanliness, so i had to delay the move in while the place gets a thorough cleaning. it seems i’ll be conducting work from starbucks until then, but if you want to catch up or have questions for the direction i plan on taking the studio in the future, feel free to reach out.

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Congrats. When does it start airing? 

Hey, guys! Melody West here, and I can’t wait to learn how to use this site properly. Anyways, I’m on set with my mom who’s being annoying and wanting me to try on costume after costume to get ready for the premiere of the new TV show ‘In It to Win It’. Yes, I got a part!! It’s not a big part, but it’s something, right? Well, I can’t wait to see you all after I hit the big screen!!

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That’s a lot of words to tell us that you got laid last night. 

Either way, congrats, I know it doesn’t happen often for you.

it’s nearly the evening and i’ve just gotten up. apparently i missed all of my lectures today and like four calls from my boss, i’m a little terrified to call him back now…but #yolo right? anyways, i woke up with this pain in my neck and i swear to god i remember being punched in the neck last night or else it was a weird fever dream. i love being a responsible and mature #adult.

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TMZ is on the lookout for ASHER BENSON, or as the news has dubbed them THE SOFT FUCKBOY who is TWENTY-TWO years old and looks awfully similar to ARÓN PIPER. They are often called IMPULSIVE yet are LOYAL once you get to know them. word on the street is that they are a CHOREOGRAPHER and have been living in los angeles for FOUR YEARS.

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asher was a fidgety boy, and in order to combat that, his mom put him into dance classes at a young age, to try and get some of that extra energy out of him. he ended up falling in love with it, and has been dancing ever since. 

asher’s dad left him and his mom when he was only a baby, and he hasn’t spoken to him since, which he’s more than fine with. his mom was enough of a parent for the both of them, as far as he’s concerned. 

when asher was sixteen, his girlfriend became pregnant with their son, drew. the pregnancy was unplanned, and when his girlfriend decided that she wasn’t ready to become a parent, asher ended up taking full custody of the boy. when he’s not at work, he’s most likely spending time with his son, and usually has a difficult time with actually managing to take free time for himself, as he’s so focused on being the best dad he can be, and not ending up like his dad. 

drew is now five and basically his whole world. he’s that annoying parent that’s always talking about his son and showing off pictures to anyone who asks (or doesn’t) 

he hasn’t had a serious relationship since his high school sweetheart, and when he does hook up with someone, it’s always at their place. he doesn’t want to bring people in and out of his home, because he’s worried about his son getting attached to someone who won’t be sticking around.

he’s been openly pansexual since high school

too flirty for his own good tbh, he’s definitely gotten punched for hitting on people already in relationships 

self-proclaimed dilf

uhhh i think that’s all the important info i can think of for right now? if you have any questions, hmu!

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page here ( x )

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pinterest board ( x ) / musings tag ( x )

if you’re interested in plotting/learning more about him, feel free to message me or like this post, and i’ll dm you!

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Okay maybe mama did raise a fool

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