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“Fuck” Sentence Starters
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Angry
“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”
“Fuck this.”
“Get the fuck out of here.”
“Who the fuck are you?”
“Fuck that!”
“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”
“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”
“Shut the fuck up.“
“Get your fucking act together.”
“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”
“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”
“Get your fucking hands off of me!”
“Stay the fuck away from me.”
“Who stole my fucking shit?!”
“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”
“You wanna fucking go, punk?”
“Get the fuck over it.”
“Where the fuck have you been?”
“What the fuck do you want from me?”
Sad
“Fuck life.” 
“No, I’m not fucking over it.”
“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”
“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”
“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”
“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”
“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”
“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”
“I fucking miss him/her/them.”
“Who the fuck cares?”
“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”
“I fucked up my own life.”
“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”
Insults
“Fuck you!”
“I fucked your mom last night.” 
“You’re a fucking asshole.”
“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 
“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 
“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”
“Go fuck yourself.”
“Motherfucker!”
“Wow, that’s fucking small.”
“Get the fuck over yourself.”
Sexy
“Fuck me.”
“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”
“I’d fuck you all night long.”
“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”
“You look so fucking hot right now.”
“Fuck–faster~”
“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”
“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”
“Babe, fuck–not here.”
“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”
“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”
“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”
“F-fuck–please–~”
“I’d let you fuck me any day.”
“You better use a fucking condom.”
“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”
“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”
“Fuck, it’s big.”
“Let’s make a fucking baby.”
Situations
“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”
“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”
“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”
“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”
“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”
“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”
“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”
“What the fuck did we do last night?”
“Where the fuck am I?”
“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”
“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”
“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”
“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”
“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”
“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”
“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”
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Guess who’s been sick for like three weeks now!! 
Hint: it’s meeeee~
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Wishful Starters
“I wish you were here.”
“I wish you would shut up!”
“I wish I could help.”
“I wish I still loved you.”
“I wish I never met you!”
“I wish I knew what to do.”
“I wish I could fly.”
“I wish I could sleep.”
“I wish I was like you.”
“I wish I was a hero.”
“I wish I was famous.”
“I wish I could believe you.”
“I wish you would listen to me!”
“I wish we weren’t related.”
“I wish I was brave enough.”
“I wish you loved me.”
“I wish I had a pony!”
“I wish I didn’t have to go.”
“I wish I could be normal!”
“I wish I could be special!”
“I wish I was good at something.”
“I wish I didn’t know.”
“I wish you hadn’t told me that.”
“I wish for a sausage.”
“I wish for a baby.”
“I wish for a baby, even one the size of my thumb.”
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Morgana walked past the man, eyes examining every inch of the room she was being offered. It wasn’t anything spectacular but it would do. At least the bathroom looked nice from what she could see from standing in the center of the bedroom.  Morgana turned around to face Negan.
“This is perfect. Thank you so much for the special treatment, handsome,” she told him. She was trying to keep her calm, warm demeanor in tact as she thanked Negan for the room. It was falling apart quickly though.
“Now if you don’t mind, I would LOVE to take a nice hot shower and try and get some rest,” Morgana acted as she quickly shooed him out of the room, “But I except to have a dinner date with you tonight... that is, of course, if you aren’t too busy with all your work and wives.”
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“The RV? Look, Morgana…I can do you one better than let you sleep out in some beat down truck. What kind of gentleman do you take me for? Look, I can set you up in one of the nice rooms downstairs. You’ll have it all to yourself. A nice bed, couch…even has a little kitchen. And a lock on the door, just for you. How does that sound?”
He spoke to her but he was aware that the rest of his wives heard his offer to Morgana. He wanted them to hear how he was granting her this freedom while the rest of them were tied to these two rooms, his room, and that was their limitations. He was giving Morgana something these women wish they could have back.
“Want me to take you down there now or…”
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“Now is perfect.”
Morgana didn’t even glance back to bid the wives goodbye. She escorted herself out of the room and waited for Negan in the hall. As she waited for him to shut the doors, a sudden wave of hunger came over her and a groan escaped her lips. She was trying to fight her urges. She really was. Hopefully this little tour wouldn’t last much longer. To quickly move the attention from her hungry state, Morgana began to ramble off question about the room she would be given. 
“Does the room come with it’s own bathroom?” the witched asked him, “I would kill for a nice hot shower.... I can only imagine I look like I’ve been to hell and back.” She laughed slightly at her own statement. She had taken her spot back on his arm again. Being this close was allowing her to juuust feed a tiny bit off of him. Morgana didn’t want to drain him completely. Morgana needed Negan around for a bit. 
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“The RV? Look, Morgana…I can do you one better than let you sleep out in some beat down truck. What kind of gentleman do you take me for? Look, I can set you up in one of the nice rooms downstairs. You’ll have it all to yourself. A nice bed, couch…even has a little kitchen. And a lock on the door, just for you. How does that sound?”
He spoke to her but he was aware that the rest of his wives heard his offer to Morgana. He wanted them to hear how he was granting her this freedom while the rest of them were tied to these two rooms, his room, and that was their limitations. He was giving Morgana something these women wish they could have back.
“Want me to take you down there now or…”
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The witch had come to the town of Derry maybe about two weeks ago. There was someone here she was watching... an ex lover who was next to go on her long kill list. But before she could make any plans, Morgana needed to feed. So the second she got off her train, she had swept up the first handsome man she saw. As Morgana slowly drained the life from her victim, he would tell her stories about how the town was cursed as they went out for dinners and laid in her bed late at night. Now she did sense the presence of the other....being when she had arrived but Morgana was actually unsure about just what this thing was. All the witch could tell was that it was evil.
Curiosity had finally gotten the best of her. Morgana went out looking for this ‘curse of Derry’ she had heard so much about.... and she had found it. The witch was wandering through the Barrens when a sign of existence showed itself. Morgana came to a stop as the voice caught her attention. She placed her hands on her hips, a small smile forming on her face.
“Oh~? Well someone did a very bad job at keeping little ol’ me out.”
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Witches were not common in Derry, they weren’t common really anywhere anymore. Sure they existed in tight knit groups of people who hide away in the shadows of the world knowing full well they will be cast out. But they aren’t in as large numbers as they were hundreds of years ago… Pennywise always found it a shame that they were practically extinct now due to the fact that they were rather fun and interesting people to watch and study. And those that practiced the more nefarious sorts of magic often times left something for him to scavenge on.
This woman, however, probably was looking for him specifically. She had a knowing eye and a look that told him that she knew what she wanted to see and she had found it. Surely not in the place everyone probably said he would be, the sewers under Derry, but close enough– the Barrens within the town instead. He liked to wander about the trees and he enjoyed stepping through the maze of underbrush.
“You aren’t suppose to be here…” Pennywise said matter-of-factly.
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Anjelica Huston as Morticia in Addams Family Values (1993)
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Vintage Monster Valentines.
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Lana Del Rey — Ultraviolence Album  {Sentence Starters}
“I’m a sad girl.”
“Is this happiness?“
“What I do, I do best.“
“I’m pretty when I cry.”
“But you are invincible.”
“I don’t know what I need.”
“You’re a hard man to love.”
“I could have died right there.”
“Are you gonna hurt me, now?“
“But you were worth it, anyway.”
“And we were young and pretty.“
“I want money, power and glory.”
“Maybe you should play it safer.”
“You like to rage… don’t do that.”
“You leave and you leave, again.“
“You believe me, don’t you, baby?”
“The power of youth is on my mind.”
“It’s such a change from old routine.”
“It might not appeal to fools like you.“
“I wanna take you for all that you got.”
“They say I’m too young to love you…”
“And if you don’t like it, you can beat it.”
“I can do it if you really, really like that.”
“Don’t even know what you’re good for.“
“And if you call for me, you know I’ll run.”
“You make me feel like your whole world.“
“I’m gonna take them for all that they got.”
“That’s all over, now. Did what I had to do.”
“All the pretty stars shine for you, my love.“
“But I can’t fix him… can’t make him better.”
“Need you, baby, more, more, more, more.“
“But if you send for me, you know I’ll come.”
“Where have you been? Where did you go?“
“Tell me something… like I’m your favorite girl.”
“I fucked my way up to the top. This is my show.”
“Yet still inside I felt alone, for reasons unknown to me.”
“Watch what you say to me, careful who you’re talking to.”
“But that’s not what this bitch wants… not what I want at all.”
“I guess that no one ever, really made me feel that much higher.”
“Creeping around on the side might not be something you would do.”
“How are we supposed to get there with the way that we’re living today?”
“My father’s love was always strong, my mother’s glamour lives on and on.”
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ULTRAVIOLENCE ASKS
Cruel World: has anyone ever called you crazy?
Ultraviolence: has anyone ever hit you?
Shades of Cool: were/are you popular at school?
Brooklyn Baby: have you ever fallen in love with an older person?
West Coast: are you in love right now?
Sad Girl: do you feel sad often?
Pretty When You Cry: who was the last person that made you cry?
Money Power Glory: would you marry anyone for money?
Fucked My Way Up to the Top: would you sleep with someone in order to get something?
Old Money: do you miss anyone?
The Other Woman: have you ever cheated/been cheated on?
Black Beauty: has anyone ever told you that you’re beautiful?
Guns and Roses: have you ever fired a gun?
Florida Kilos: have you ever done drugs?
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oh what will the signal be, for your eyes to see me?
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