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i hope joanne rowling kills herself today

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i, too, make this face when i am told i get $2000 to spend as i please

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I've decided to call this style of poem a rigbyu (like a senryu but with rigby, eleanor) and i have composed a few more

gideon jura

scrappy poor kid almost killed by the god of the dead

planeswalked instead

cronus ampora

flanderized husk of his dancestor, dunked on by all

bluest of balls

jotaro kujo

cant kick your ass unless he can get closer to you

dolphins are cool

et cetera et cetera i think this is kinda neat make some rigbyu if you feel like it or dont im not your mom, not your president, and not your rodrick

i think we should start writing eleanor rigby poems

kinda like a haiku or a limerick but the whole gimmick is it works to the tune of eleanor rigby, like so

five syllable name

certain details of the person who uses that name

rhyming refrain

or for a more specific example

shadow the hedgehog

ultimate lifeform, the edgier half of the blue

"faker is you"

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i think we should start writing eleanor rigby poems

kinda like a haiku or a limerick but the whole gimmick is it works to the tune of eleanor rigby, like so

five syllable name

certain details of the person who uses that name

rhyming refrain

or for a more specific example

shadow the hedgehog

ultimate lifeform, the edgier half of the blue

"faker is you"

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like to arf

reblog to woof

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im kinda in a weird middleground as a semi-early gen z-er who was very online very early and hi hello i just wanna say that

It's come to my attention that a good portion of the younger generation has not been made aware of one of the greatest and most hated PILLARS of millennial society.

So I apologize, but I must take on this task. A new hand must touch the beacon. The knowledge must be passed on. The chain can not be broken.

So.

The Game.

The following are the rules of The Game:

there is no winning The Game

once you know of The Game, you are always playing the game

the point of The Game is to not think about The Game

if you think about The Game, you have lost The Game, and must announce this to those around you - causing them to also lose The Game

A "reset period" of roughly an hour or two before loss announcements is common in colloquial rules to allow yourself and those around you to properly temporarily "forget" about The Game, however that is not an official rule.

Go forth, you next generation, and I am sorry.

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The got damn blowjob or whatever

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Date an exceedingly intelligent boy, so it’s all the more satisfying when you manage to fuck him stupid.

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ok i changed my mind you have a point

Where is Go tumblr. I want to see people hornyposting about joseki this instant. I want to see people dunking on other people for losing a capturing race. I want to reblog people talking about white and black stones on a board please.

And most of all, I want any people to play with pleaseeeee

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im incredibly sorry but HWHATposting about FUCKING JOSEKI????

yknow

the part of go that is literally THE MOST TEDIOUS THING TO LEARN???

THAT JOSEKI??

cmon hornypost about lee sedols move 78 like the rest of us

Where is Go tumblr. I want to see people hornyposting about joseki this instant. I want to see people dunking on other people for losing a capturing race. I want to reblog people talking about white and black stones on a board please.

And most of all, I want any people to play with pleaseeeee

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wheres the giant floating sans head op

WHERE IS IT

Yesterday I had a dreamt Tumblr started drawing Perry the Platypus humanized and he became a Tumblr-sexyman even tho he doesn't have a Canon human design yet. Then Disney made it canon and married him with Doofenshmirtz on a theatrical movie. Everyone cried and called it the ship of all time, blueprints, etc etc. And even casual people started cosplaying them. And making weddings themed after them. A floating sans head was there for some reason, whispered "February 1" and I woke up in a cold sweat

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OH NO

he chuckled,,

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leninist…….. slut……….. okay………

tell me the pussy wasn't fatter than a snow tire with twice the grip. liberalism has clouded your soul like a schoolyard marble

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I love that there's so many gay people living in my phone, the only downside is I sometimes have to watch them observe the horrors

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equipping the 601 badge like its a gibus and im a stock scout

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Wizards make all those funny hand gestures because they're selecting the spell from a terrible UI

­The reason spell slots are so limited is because your wizard refuses to buy premium magic.

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