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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

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You've heard of cuddling for warmth, you've heard of cuddling to stop bad dreams, now get ready for: cuddling so you have sth to hold and don't curl up like a shrimp in the night making your chest hurt in the morning

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KINOWHERE PRE-VIEW #01

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“you don’t like the proliferation of terms like Unalive outside of TikTok because you realize that you’re aging out of youth culture and it makes you uncomfortable!”

no I don’t like it because there’s something INCREDIBLY dystopian about being forced to soften terms for basic parts of the human experience like death and sex (and even more so terms for oppressed minorities- call me a “le-dollar sign-bian” and I will bite you) purely because advertisers and corporations demand it

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JUN ☆ LIMBO (Teaser)

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funniest thing in the lord of the rings is how no one can kill gollum because whenever they get close they're like "oh my god he's so pathetic and ugly i can't bear to fucking look at him. jesus christ." so they just imprison him and then he slips through the fucking bars like a looney tunes character. and this happens multiple times.

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HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY JEON JUNGKOOK (전정국) ! 01.09.1997

(cr. namuspromised)

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Someone posted this photo complaining about “american toilets designed to collect dust” and that was how I learned that in most other countries the toilets have smooth sides instead of showing off the pipe like this and now I’m stuck pondering why these are designed this way at all

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✧ [GOT7] FAN MATCH QUIZ “Please never forget our promise that we are always going to be with our Ahgase″ 

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HAN ☆ KPOP SUPER LIVE [220812]

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HAN  ★  GOD’S MENU  ★  KPOP SUPER LIVE