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me, 5 dead tumblr blogs, and ppl i haven’t talked to since high school getting to watch me respawn here. anyways had some Good Nostalgia tn

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HIIIIIIIII lol ive been back on tumblr for like a year now but i dug a NEW HOLE linked to a DIFFERENT EMAIL but was feeling nostalgic so hey

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pack em up bois even the male nips are being flagged

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me remembering all of the personal information I’ve shared with ppl I no longer talk to:

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do u guys have ur discord tag as ur name, a username, or a joke

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the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

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Forgive them father, for they know not what they do

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We naturally put millionaires and billionaires in the same general class of person, but the only reason to do that is because the words are similar. Since these aren’t numbers we can actually visualize, it’s important to understand what a billion of something is. To travel a million inches, you’d have to travel from the Southern-most tip of Manhattan and go to the Bronx. To travel a billion inches, you’d have to fly from New York to Shanghai twice. A million seconds is a little over 11 days. A billion seconds is nearly 32 years. A million ounces is about the weight of a train car. A billion ounces is 4.5 Eiffel Towers. Use these to conceptualize what the difference between a millionaire and a billionaire is, and the absurd amount of wealth we’re talking about.

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*turns off my clap light by smacking my ass*

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If your argument against gun control goes like this “what if a bad guy has a gun I need one to defend myself” then you’re already stating that a gun is a threat to the safety of those nearby. You’re tickling your ego by thinking you with your gun will be faster and smarter than the bad guy and frankly my life is not worth testing out your bullshit attitude. You already know guns are bad, you just think you with a gun is better. If they shoot you or you shoot them that’s the same number of people killed. You still believe guns are dangerous you just wanna feel cool idk what to tell you champ just stop sniffing the glue.

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reblog with your weird group chat name in the tags

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when you hear the correct pronunciation of the characters name for the first time

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me: ok 2018 is the year i finally make tumblr a quiet place for me, free of discourse

tumblr, immediately after i unfollow people: here’s 10 posts by people you’ve never heard of or never reblogged anything pertaining to this subject from, and they’re all arguing!