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You know what you are absolutely right. Truer words have never been spoken. As a matter of fact this guy should be president you have my vote.

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Merry New Year to all 🙏🙏 may this year be any better than the last!

though I decided I'm no longer being defined by the calender and today is now Halloween. stay spooky everyone 👻👻👻🎃🎃🎃

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Can we get another update on the Lilac situation perchance.... are they in love..............?

OH SO

here's the tea here we go

pretty sure by now they're absolutely in a relationship. they hang out a lot and smile and hold hands, all that. Miss Lilac hasn't snapped at somebody for no reason in weeks. and Mister Tab's been leaving us alone so it's not horrible.

still wondering how THE HELL someone like him got someone like her to like him 😭 shit is wild but I think I'm happy for them. Mister Tab distracted by Miss Lilac means I can sneak to go visit Alpha Zeta more :D

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*m.r gives Kurt a lighter and hugs him* ' ☾ i will show myself to you but not yet..have fun burning paper... ☽ '

um. I don't think Mister Tab would want me to have this.

But Mister Tab also doesn't want me talking to Alpha Zeta and they're the realest mf in the facility so he can fight me. off to burn paper 🔥🔥 thank youuuuu

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what the hell is up with homophobic people?? like?? you're scared of homes?? what?? like 🏠 BOO!! 🏘️🏡 RAAAHH IT'S GONNA GET YOU!! like get out with that silly ass shit 😭😭

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say hi to mini cratz i guess

He's nervous but it okay

It ok.

hi mini- oh wow

is he an apple tall? two apples tall? I could fit him in my pocket. would he be okay with that? Or

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ok Kurt what the FUCK is going on w lilac???

I think u might have to start investigating to make sure she's not going crazy Dx

DOGGG I DON'T KNOW 😭😭😭 I'll go slip a note to Alpha Zeta and see if they know anything bc I know they interact with Mister Tab more than I do. I guess I could ask Mister Andrew but idk I feel weird 😭

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Do you know if lilacs single? Asking for a friend 😊😊😊😊/j

I really really (I cannot emphasize this enough) want to say yes but the way she's been hanging out with Mister Tab more has me worried 😭

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Hey, do you know anything about that weird TV?

Does this smell?

Can it show cartoons? :D

Mister Archeture! He's really cool. Yes he can play cartoons on his screen but sometimes the reality of watching his screen is weird bc he has a human body so you're kinda just staring at his face. But he can play any channel! and his voice has like a radio kinda filter on it. like that red deer guy from that show Kaski really likes.

I remember before Miss Hety built Mister Archeture a body, he did in fact smell very vile. like a rotten something or other. now he smells like axe body spray and Mister James says that's worse 💀 I dunno though, at least he's easier to be around

I've seen Mister Archeture trying many pickup lines on Proto. I wonder why they're not dating yet

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Mister Tab and Miss Lilac were hanging out again today. the problem is Miss Lilac was smiling at him so like. either she's plotting something devious or she's so, so incredibly ill. what medicine do you guys think I should recommend her

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Do you know who Mack Hans is?

ya he makes the oxygen.

... LMAO- so I don't really see him that often bc he works in the other wing of the facility, but he seems like a nice guy. apparently his room has a shit ton of plants in it. like so much that when you walk in you can literally notice that the air quality changes. he doesn't really talk a lot but whenever he does it's usually to Miss Hety, Mister Tab, or that guy that used to be in the tube.

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today I heard Miss Lilac call Mister Tab a "misprint son of a bitch" and I'm still laughing about it

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Ik that u draw sometimes so could u show us some of ur drawings?? :)

(it's fine if u can't)

oh hell yeah

I wanted to practice drawing animals so I drew my pet Doctor SandDollar

this one I drew for Mister Andrew that he keeps hung up in his room

More animal practice, I drew the duck (BTW!! I heard Mister Tab call her Miss Waddles-A-Lot. So I've been calling her Miss Waddles and she responds to that!)

I was watching Kaski play this cult game and Mister Andrew said the squid guy looked cool (he said the fish guy looked cool. Mister Andrew said that. the fisher guy said the fish character looked cool) so I doodled him for Mister Andrew. I don't know if he has legs but I gave him tentacles

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i hope no ones asked this yet but....

hows baylee?? do u get along??

and how does he get around w no limbs lmao

He's really nice!! I don't hang out with him a lot but he asks how I'm doing sometimes and he's always smiley and kind. I wish other people here were more like that. he's with Mister Hue a lot

So his limb thing is the cult doctors gave him legs but they don't really work that well so he kinda just wobbles around really slowly. I've seen Mister Hue carrying him around a few times lol

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(if something ever gets posted to this blog that doesn't look like it belongs here, it's bc Tumblr sucks at staying on the blog I was on when I go to reblog the post I found)

(I try to delete these before people notice bc I get embarrassed so easily ;;)

(so if that ever happens, please ignore it! Tumblr is really weird about it for some reason. like I'll be on my main zephamello acct and go to reblog something and it'll change it back to reblogging from this one for whatever damn reason)

(No shade to anyone who has pointed it out to me before!! if anything, thank you for bringing it to my attention because majority of the time I don't notice when I'm using the wrong blog 😭)

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this morning I saw Mister Tab and Miss Lilac having breakfast together. what the FUCK is going on there 😭

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Well, I have to go! Before I go, I want to give you a salad!

It's called "Raffaello" if I'm not mistaken. Crab sticks, potatoes, eggs, mayo and cheese. Have a nice day!! Bye-bye!

(Zeph, u can take it too! Xd)

THAT IS SO GOOD WHAT- THANK YOUUU

I low-key have wanted to try that, thank you!! :D :D

(PS I love when you submit a bunch of asks like this, it brings me happy joy :D)