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Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

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They now have a mouth and they must scream

Buy me a kofi?

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pick one you bald genderless idiot

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I'm fascinated by how the formatting of different social media sites affect how text is read.

For instance, a line break on Tumblr indicates a new idea.

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was anyone going to tell me that the pope's dressmaker posts dick and cock on instagram or was i supposed to find out for myself

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95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

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Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Gosling’s best PR quotes for Barbie

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#les derniers hommes by pierre bordage

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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"derivative with respect to x" what if it's with disrespect to x? x is not respectable. stupid letter. I have no respect for x.

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hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

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i have so much respect for women in science. they are erased from history books, insulted time and time again, made out to be lesser than they are but they never stop.

they keep at it, they invent, they discover, they innovate, they create, they help and they lead for minimal appreciation. they deserve so much more recognition that it is painful. women in science are goddesses and nothing can change my mind.

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The Onion really ain’t fucking around.

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"