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*makes this noise at you*

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i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

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Gods I HATE trying to explain how the deals work on the register.

Buy one get one: Full price + 1/2 price, dived by the two items so that each item gives you back money should you return either. ITS STILL THE SAME DAMN PRICE EVEN IF IT WASNT ADDED TOGETHER AND SPLIT!!!!!!

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im getting really fucking sick of all this “it gets better!” bullshit. im going to have depression for the rest of my life. it’s not going to “””get better””” fuck you

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having alters in the movies: omg Run! my Evil Alter is coming out! he's gonna Kill you! GRRRAAAAAAHH IM THE EVIL ALTER IM GONNA KILL YOU

having alters in real life: guy in your head makes a slide whistle noise as you insert a tampon

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age 16: the world isn't worth living in

age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately

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What if that insane murderer monster on the loose is just a wittle misunderstwood :(

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he just looks so torture-able . like it would be a disservice NOT to torture him.. . he WANTS to be tortured

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Are YOU gonna let THE GOVERNMENT tell YOU what YOUR GENDER is? That doesn't sound like Life Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness to me! PROTECT your individual FREEDOMS and call your senator: we want the GOVERNMENT to stay OUT OF OUR PANTS! GENDER FREEDOM NOW!

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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I’m starting to think some of y’all haven��t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

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Susan Sontag, from As Consciousness Is Harnessed to Flesh: Journals and Notebooks 1964-1980

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Absolutely despicable kaomoji thanks for that deonis 👍

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