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Here’s another “self-made” billionaire that nobody is talking about
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Pat McGrath became a billionaire when Kylie Cosmetics was worth $800 million. Yet the media was still obsessed with “Kylie is almost a self-made billionaire!” rather than talking about this woman who already was an actual self-made billionaire.
Never forget: twice as good for half the credit.
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i’ve been crying laughing over this for the past 5 minutes
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Not For Puppies
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ashtroturf · 6 years ago
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I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie
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Literally my math teacher abandoned today’s lesson because some kid brought his kitten to school i don’t even know
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THE BEACH ON HANNAH MONTANA WASNT REAL MY WHOLE LIFE HAS JUST BEEN ONE BIG LIE
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If you lose interest in someone, tell them. 
If you’re not looking for a relationship, tell the person you’re seeing.
If you’re thinking of ghosting someone, tell them.
If you can’t handle meeting up with someone after all, tell them.
If you’re terrible at responding to messages, tell people.
If you prefer talking in person to texting, tell people. 
If you’re seeing several people at the same time, tell them.
If you’re looking for sex rather than dating, tell the person you’re seeing.
It is not difficult to be a decent and honest, open, communicative human being. Respect those whom you interact with and have relationships with by telling the truth instead of leading them on or being deceitful.
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He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.
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if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:
- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie
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