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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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NYC street finds 3.27.24-3.31.24

favorites from this round: baby calico critter, spiky red creature my partner found for me, cat butt pin, fancy hairpin, and an angel/devil hello kitty croc charm ✨🐦‍⬛

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small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

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Chrissie's of London (taglist)

picrew

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cant get more fascist police state than snipers on rooftops overlooking peaceful protests.

this is what democracy looks like.

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being gay fucking SUCKS what do you MEAN im making origami flowers for the person i met 3 hours ago because i think they're pretty??????

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The current state of pop girlies is so funny like

Ariana Grande: getting dragged for homewrecking with the guy who played SpongeBob in the SpongeBob musical

Taylor Swift: dropping her worst album in years about how deeply obsessed she is with Matty Healy

Billie Eilish, for some reason:

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

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crow singing along to flute music

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Assume you're not actively/consciously making a certain expression or hiding your emotions.

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