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caught a big one!
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sigh will a sapiosexual 33 year old like me ever be able to find love in this messed up world
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Joe Biden To Commentate EVO 2025 Guilty Gear Grand Finals
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in the sewer brawling slugs and rats to get stronger and slimier and wetter
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Title/Name: 9/11 Soyjak Towers Wojak Series: Soyjak (Variant) Image submission by: wrenchwenches on Tumblr Image by: Unknown Main Tag: Soyjak Wojak
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ugh why even wear clothes at home, like you gotta take them all off to take a shit all the goddamn time anyways
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if anyone ever tells you not to eat something just say "it's for the electrolytes" and keep going
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im sorry i catcalled you, but from across the room you looked like a sexist and i wanted to make you feel as uncomfortable as the women i made up might feel if you catcalled them.
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An entry for a contest on a group im in
Heavily inspired by lotr of ralph bakshi
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downloading quickbooks for my eve online business
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trying to invite my normie boy crush over to the tranny house but i forget its doggy regression tuesday and my wife runs to the door on all fours and starts barking at us and I have to spend 15 minutes trying to age regress amidst loud, genuine barking so i can become my 5 year old self in the hopes that my dog regressed wife will recognize me and once i do, my wife finally calms down and my normie boy crush asks me if he can come in but im in my age regressed state so i go "idk who ya are mista" and close the door on him
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