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in wigan attempts to define it without reference to gravy implicitly invite the comparison through gravy's conspicuous absence

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The Princess wishes to exert political pressure over Legoland to have them start making bionicles again

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with this holy instrument you have bestowed upon me, I will slay the enemies of the land. I will protect our rolling greens, our blue water, our windmills. I will vanquish the spherical blight that festers within

the employee at the miniature golf course: do not show them mercy

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let’s eat pey wet with mama

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In evil Wigan it’s as gross as gravy

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well that can't be good

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as you approach wigan, it will begin to take on more and more gravylike qualities, and eventually the two will become virtually indistinguishable, but its esoteric nature is as such that it is impossible to determine the specific point at which it actually becomes gravy

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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MORPHEUS IN WIGAN: you think that's gravy you're eating

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In a double-blind study, 53 of the 136 surveyed wigan residents were not able to tell it apart from gravy, while another 79 participants described it as "different, but just as good"

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call her neopussy the flintstones car the way being inside makes me kick my legs

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call her neopussy the flintstones car the way being inside makes me kick my legs

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goes to loves you island and eats the cherishberry that grows natively there

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#mydirt

my oversized bowl of bathroom dirt