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I was pulling for Sylus' birthday event, and I had enough pulls to get the promised 5-star card. And for the first time ever - I legit only had one 5-star card of this LI before this - I pull Xavier. 🤦‍♀️

No hate to him but he wasn't the man I was looking for. And now I don't even have any more diamonds. TT-TT

Sylus, sweetheart, I am so sorry, but you are not coming home apparently.

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Okay I’m sorry I liked mclarens reveal from the first fucking music notes. They really do it like nobody else. Though the livery ain’t shit it’s the same as last years.

McLaren is the new modern day classy rich compared to Ferraris old money rich.

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Okay Ferrari kinda feels like the avengers not gonna lie.

Cool, classy and just enough epic.

What else are you gonna expect from the italians

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WHO’S GONNA THROW A PARTY ON THE STAGE IF NOT THE ENERGY DRINK TEAM?!!

Red Bull always trying to be the casually cool team, the underdogs. Theyre different they’re not like other girls. They’re against that corporate hogwash. Raahh

Though I do always fall for it.

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I love that Toto and his new golden boy Kimi had matching wristbands for their watches. Georgie better pray the kid doesn’t outshine him this season

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I wanted to hate on Mercedes but I actually quite like it. Like this is what you would expect for a car reveal in any normal place that’s not this shit show.

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NOOOOO NANDO BABY IM SORRY YOU HAD TO PUT ON THE FULL SUIT IS THAT WHY THE INTRO WAS SO LONG

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I knew that daddy stroll was gonna pull out the check book. At least we’re now watching teams who actually have a budget so hopefully nobody is gonna be worse than alpine

Nando is probably thanking god himself for not having to put on the full racing suit

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WHAT IN THE FRENCH DJs HORRIBLE MIX, HAIRCUT AND OUTFIT IS THIS ALPINE??? GUY ABSOLUTELY GAVE US NOTHING

Should’ve asked lando to call martin garrix maybe after a damaged nose jack would have some luck for this season

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Haas really going for the TikTok edit aesthetic intro huh? Idk why they did that when TikTok’s gonna be banned in the US again sometime in the future

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WILLIAMS WHAT IS THIS SONG CHOICE I FUCKING LOVE IT YOU BETTER NOT FLOP THIS YEAR THEN!!!!!!!!!

You can’t say what’s up danger and be at the fucking back.

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Why is f175 giving so much eurovision vibes??? Do I have to vote for my favorite livery? How much does a text cost? Is it fan vote only or is there a jury?

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“if you wanna return to the past we’ll rebuild our old house and move in together. and if one house isn’t enough, i’ll build you a whole maze. i’ll decorate it with everything you could ever want. it will be the most beautiful, stunning garden you’ve ever seen.”

caleb i love you so bad....

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Idk how many astrology peps there are in this fandom but I’ve gotta rant. Can someone explain to me how Caleb is supposed to be a god damn gemini?!!!!!!!

Like I get the whole kinda split personality he has. MC has only know him as the sweetest guy ever tm and then he turns out to be this supper obsessive, possessive and controlling guy who just wants to put her in a golden cage. But in general his behavior, to me at least, is so not a Gemini. These are people who need constant mental stimulation and under no circumstances should they feel bored with someone otherwise it’s over. And yeah maybe he gets that cause MC is constantly getting herself into fights and working on busting underground covert operations.

Gemini is constantly shifting and moving and adapting to every situation they’re in and every person they meet.

Caleb’s got three looks and that’s it.

From my pov, this behavior is pure Scorpio. Fight me. You won’t, cause you know I’d win.

Why Scorpio? Well when we look past the obvious aka obsessive, possessive and controlling, we get to the yearning this man has done for the better half of at least 10 years. This man has devoted every single aspect of his life to MC. Every thought, every action was always made with her and her best interests in mind. Guy could probably look at an apple for the rest of his life and think “omg I can’t believe she made me an apple juice soda that one time”. Plus his dark gaze and the way he has to constantly touch MC as if to brandish his mark on her.

A thing that people forget with scorpio as sign is that it’s the sign of extremes. It’s all about digging deeper and seeing what’s underneath the surface. Scorpio possesses and infinite depth that other just can’t understand. It makes sense that he went from perfect older brother to controlling boyfriend your mom would tell you to run from. And it also makes sense that that he can do the whole domineering protector to straight simp who will bend to your every whim at the blink of an eye.

tl;dr Caleb is so a Scorpio. He’s suffocating and intense. Best I can do is say he’s a Gemini with prominent scorpio placements.

no I’m not a scorpio venus and mars where did you get that idea from pshh

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Caleb route mc fighting for her life and having to deal with all of her boyfriend's secrets and toxic behaviour:

meanwhile Sylus route mc having the time of her life enjoying the glint upgrade and decorating her study:

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Ship so good it ruined my life

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