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its it's important to lie in bed and make yourself as scared as possible all the time

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What ails you my leech

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It had almost escaped my notice that it is now May, the month that dooms to a heartbroken death 99% of characters from folk ballads. So, if you suspect you may be a character from a folk ballad, for your own safety: 

don’t fall in love, don’t go by the river, don’t go to the sea, don’t talk to sailors, don’t gamble, don’t ramble, don’t go North, don’t go North-West, don’t stand in the wind, don’t dance with anyone named Sally, Sue, Mary, Ann, or Barbara, don’t go to the pub (but if you do go to the pub at least don’t drink, and if you do drink at least pay for your own drink, and if you are absolutely broke and have to let someone else pay for your drink then at the very least do try not to forget to toast everyone you know whom you think might be there very loudly and possibly multiple times), don’t lend money, don’t borrow money, don’t wish you had more money, don’t make plans to make more money, don’t start working for a new employer, absolutely do believe anyone who says they will try to kill you, curse you, or maim you, absolutely do believe anyone who says you might die, turn down every invitation to go a-hunting, horse-riding, or a-courting, be wary of flute players you meet on your path, don’t dance with satanic men in black coats, don’t marry off your daughters to the first man who��ll have them, and don’t promise your true love any herbs you can’t readily plant and gather in your own garden. 

There. That should just about cover you for 31 days. Heed the warnings and you may have a chance to last the month. Good luck.

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imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

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I *am* going to try to pronounce that. Give me a moment to look up the pronunciation and practice it a few times.

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One of my coworkers was like, "Have you seen the Ghiblify yourself thing? Let me show you these AI pictures of my cats in the Ghibli style!" So I sent her pictures of my cats as wizards to one up her, with the explicit caption that someone drew those.

Like!! That's nice, a multi-corporation plagiarized the hard work of human-people-artists to spit out a jpeg of your cats. A real, breathing person spent time and effort and imagination to tragic yuri wizardify my cats.

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april showers WILL bring may flowers

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decided im not going to be a people pleaser anymore if thats okay with you

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hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

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some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

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Switching between these every day

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eight and a half hours of sleep 😭❤️❤️❤️

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Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

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love a show that’s like [extremely intricate politics] [emotional yeti reunion] [definitely totally completely realistic and scientifically accurate fire-blizzard-bug illness] [very realistic unsubtle modern domestic political commentary] [yeti now has neatly combed fur & lil blue bow]

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"describe your symptoms" brother i have felt like this since i was 12 unrelentingly