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Just touched some rocks, no longer mad about losing my gloves

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WHAT THE SHIT! MY GLOVES FOR MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME ARE GONE!!!

IF ANYONE SEES ANY BLACK AND YELLOW RUBBER GLOVES, LET ME KNOW

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Omw to ALSO steal your bed somehow

There's a dragon in my bed. He stole it.

I'm alright with this

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I think today I'll make a lil something, maybe a guide on identifying foxthings like me!

Yea, it'll be fun! I'm gonna get to work on it soon

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Punt a Little Freak (0/500m).

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Meet the Shapeshifter

[Scene opens on a view of a skyscraper in the middle of a city, the camera pans up to show a large dragon curled around the building. There's a typical city ambiance with people chatting calmly and cars moving in the background. A voice overlays the footage]

Y’know, where I come from, shapeshifting isn't that big of a deal. Sometimes I still get caught up in how different everything is here.

[The scene changes, a man with short brown hair and a yellow shirt jumps from one building to the next. He makes a few more jumps towards the camera, grinning the whole time. The camera moves to show the height that the man and cameraman are at, the ground is far below them]

I guess that’s why I like being a merc? I’m used to the danger, it’s normal for me. Roof hopping, parkour.. Hell, my hands definitely weren’t clean before coming here. It’s a world without laws, as peaceful as it seems sometimes it’s always gonna be dangerous.

[The scene changes again, now to the Scout who makes the same gestures he did in his own video as he speaks]

“If you were from where I was from? You’d be dead”

[The Scout grabs at air, and a mask appears in his hand. He puts it on, revealing it to be the Shapeshifter’s mask, and the “Scout” shifts into a different form. This person is covered head to toe, the patch on their red sweater features a similar mask to the one they’re wearing]

That’s what he said in his own interview, yeah? Same applies to me, you’ve gotta know how to adapt on the fly to live there. So working as someone that is supposed to be able to fill any empty spot on the field? Well, I’d say I was made for the job.

[There are several shots of the Shapeshifter reading various books, some about the different languages the team speaks, others documenting medical research, as well as the occasional book about engineering or even rarer, something unrelated to the team]

I take my job seriously, if everyone out on the field believes I wasn’t even there? I did my job like I’m supposed to. Of course, that means a lot of research to do and a lot of languages to learn, but in my opinion it’s worth it.

[There are several shots of the other mercs, some during a battle while others are outside of battle. After a few seconds of each merc it’s revealed to be the Shapeshifter]

Sure, I’ve got favorites to cover for. I get the same limits as they do when I shift into them, I can move as fast as Scout, be as strong as Heavy, but all that comes with it’s drawbacks too. Like, as Demo I can only see from one eye for example. I can’t take as many hits as Scout as I could as Heavy, but I’m not as fast as Heavy as I am as Scout.. You get the idea.

[The scene returns to Shapeshifter, who is tilting their head]

I think that covers everything? Oh, wait!

[Something in their posture changes slightly, making them seem more mischievous]

I haven’t shared my name yet!

It’s Ca-

[End of reel]

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South stole my carving knife :/ now I'm chasing after a fuckin raven with a knife again

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Get cozy in a blanket :) that'll stop the chills probably

I just got a chill down my spine, what the hell? My uniform keeps me completely covered???

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I SOUND LIKE A PIGLET ON HELIUM AND I'M PROUD

WHEEZE I READ THIS IN THE "I AM A MAN!!!!!!" VOICE BWAHAH

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WEAR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!!! DON'T LET ANYONE TELL YOU WHAT YOU CAN'T WEAR

Reblog if you think that men can wear dresses, trying to prove a point to my dad

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I think we should burn a restaurant, free cooked food

I'm bored.

@ask-a-fox you wanna go commit some fuckin arson?

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YES, ABSOLUTELY!!!

I'm bored.

@ask-a-fox you wanna go commit some fuckin arson?

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Next time we both feel like this, we should EXPLODE SOMETHING!!! BITE ATTACK AND MAIM SOMEONE!!!

Do you ever really feel like doing something but have no idea what?

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Every day, all the time! Why do brains do this

Do you ever really feel like doing something but have no idea what?

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Hey, hey Tabby-

Do you think it'd be funny if I hopped over to Ca- Shifty's world? Y'know, to mess with her?

-Your favorite yellow animatronic rabbit

WHO TOLD YOU THAT NAME- Oh wait, I did :p

You gotta hop over to Shifty's world, it'll be fun! Think of all the mischief we could do

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Like to smack Shifty's potentially bald head

Reblog to smack Shifty's potentially bald head

I have no idea if Shifty has a bald head

WAIT WAIT WAIT

HOW LONG HAS MY HOOD BEEN DOWN???

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