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(this is actually SO REAL but for me it's how LATE i'm finishing classes all week EAUGHHHH)

(and the labs. i used to love labs first semester but they're getting annoying now 😭 (jk i love/hate them))

(im actually going insane. i hate my schedule this semester. wdym i only have two on campus classes and the rest are online????)

(i NEED to socialize. like actually. i wanna see my friends, the other students in my class!!!! i miss the commute, even if i have to get up three hours earlier)

[ask-alevargas]

we are doing wife applications? sign me up!

-sabrina

Sabrina, con gusto acepto la aplicación, siempre hay espacio para una más.. Tendrás que llevarte con mis otras esposas, though..

(Sabrina, I'll gladly accept your application, there's always room for one more.. You'll have to get along with my other wives, though..)

(m: que mujeriego 😭)

[ask-alevargas]

i dont mind sharing as long as i get to be all yours papi 😋😋😋

just wife me uppppp

- lia

Ah, caray. Así me gustan, sin miedo.

You might be first in line, Lia.

[ask-alevargas]

good morning!! Simple question!

You seem to miss Rudy, have you found him? And do you regularly sleep together? I do Not mean inna sexual way, Just Like a sleepover

.... Sin comentarios.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

hola!

Say, sweet Thing, why Not leave boring Rodolfo behind and Team Up with me? I could offer far more incentive, No?

I don't care what you offer. You could give me a million dollars worth of anything, but Rudy's my brother, we fight together.

Desgraciadamente, para tí, no.

(m: that's his pookie fr)

[ask-alevargas]

Hello, I am here to collect my chew toy privileges >:)

— @shadow-5-05

SIIIIGHHHHH, make it quick. Thank god I'm on leave so I don't have to go out with bite marks. Que horror, de verdad...

[ask-alevargas]

I love you.

Be my other dad, please.

I have double the daddy issues so I need double the set dads.

Sure, who's your other dad? I'll coparent. I'll also help you learn some spanish, mijo/mija.

[ask-alevargas]

If I threw a slice of cheese at you, would it stick to the Great Wall of Alejandro that you call a forehead?

Valeria, I kindly ask you to leave my askbox. :)

(maya: i had to take the phone from him and delete a.. pretty large paragraph from here. please don't send alejandro shit about his large forehead. big foreheads are hot. no alejandro is not paying me to say that and i mean it.)

[ask-alevargas]

.. I might have to ask Ghost for a pair, but at least my score is higher now.

@las-almas-border-patrol IN YOUR FACE CABRÓNNNN

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

... Está bien. But again, make it somewhere I can cover, I still need to look good.

(he doesn't know what he agreed to tbh, he just cares ab the higher score 😭)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

... And what can we do to uhhhh say uhhhhh up the score?

(mans is SOUR 😭)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

.... That's.. Something. What was rudy's score?

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

Yo tampoco hablo inglés. Sin comentarios.

Have you and Alejandro ever explored each others bodies?

Outside of checking if he got shot again, or broke something or had some scratches from....

Lo siento, no entiendo inglés.

@ask-alejandro, @ask-alevargas

[ask-alevargas]

kisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiaakiaakisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskisskiss

A la verga- Quieto, cabrón. A la gente no se le besa sin permiso.

No me quejo, pero hubiera estado bueno que me avisaran primero.

(Wait there, cabrón. You don't kiss people without asking. Not complaining, but it would've been nice to let me know first.)

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You look a lot like this guy...hm...

Ah, I get that a lot.. Está guapo, el cabrón.

Look at him, so nice, he's even making a heart for the camera.

(alejandro would glaze himself/his actor change my mind)

[ask-alevargas]

My score will be better than yours, vas a ver.

(LMAOO)

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol

[ask-alevargas]

Well, if you say so..

Las cosas que dejo que me hagan.. For science, I guess.. Let me know how I taste, soldier.

I'm gonna bite you— there's nothing you can do about it, you're going in my taste journal right next to Rudy !

— shadow 5-05 ( @shadow-5-05 )

(m: i smiled at this ask im ngl JAJAJAJ QUE EMOCIÓN)

Bite me? Where? If there's nothing I can do about it, make sure it's somewhere I can cover.

Don't bite Rudy too hard, he doesn't take pain well.. Es que es joto.

@las-almas-border-patrol