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🎀 just noticed this in crk I'm gonna scream😭

I bought the kingdom pass and wanted to test the dragon decor and O.M.G

WHEN THE COOKIE'S ARE IN THE DRAGONS HANDS THEY LAUGH!!! I LIKE TO THINK THAT THE DRAGON IS TICKLING THEM (≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Also hai I'm back hehe🎀

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I J- IM SORRY, I FUCKING WHEEZED AND CACKLED I HAVE TO (also yeah I’m alive this ain’t my main anymore, @thefriendlywizardanon is)

⚾️A Ball to the Balls ⚾️

(Feat. The Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

Lucifer was happy to indulge you when you suggested playing a popular human world sport called 'baseball'. He's all for expanding his horizons, and it's a nice day out, so why not? It outta keep his brothers occupied for a while, too.

But,,,,,, he wishes he would've told you no, because generations of children have just been murdered by your mean throwing arm.

No one can remember the last time they've seen Lucifer crippled with pain, but it's as amazing as it is absolutely terrifying.

He's silent when the impact happens, but immediately turns away to hunch over and you can see him trembling. The brothers are staring at you, praying for your safe passage to heaven. Goodbye, MC. They'll never forget you...

Oh shit oh fuck oh no no one can help you now you're gonna di-

Mammon

"Obviously, you're gonna be on MY team! No exceptions!"

Yeah no, you've decided not to do teams, since there'd have to be two teams of four and they'd fight over which team gets to have you.

Even if he can't have you to himself, Mammon's cheering you on like the good husband he is. Also actively encouraging you to throw the ball as hard as you can, because he'll DEFINITELY hit it with no problem at all.

Pretty sure you just knocked Mammon Jr clean off of his pelvis. Goodbye dickenballs

Mammon is on the ground and you can hear him sobbing from all the way across the field. Even his brothers, who act like they hate his guts, can't help but comfort him....

Levi

Levi's played enough wii sports to know how to play baseball, but he doesn't get the appeal of actually playing the sport. Why get all sweaty when you can just play inside??

But you manage to coax him out anyway, and he can't say that he hates it per se. though, his throwing arm isn't anything impressive....

YOURS on the fucking other hand... Yours is clearly the result of some sort of ancient evil curse, or a dormant power finally becoming active at the height of the plot

The power behind your throw has essentially neutered Levi and he's currently unresponsive. Someone's going to have to carry him to the hospital

Can we get an F in the chat

Satan

Satan was pretty happy to play a human game, and even more so that you seemed so excited about introducing them to it. It was bound to be a good time!

But thanks to your horrible aim he ended up with an involuntary vasectomy and ain't too happy about it

Like, at all. Dude gets so fucking mad but he can't ever stay mad at you, so he's hissing and spitting at every brother near him

You literally have to rely on Lucifer to tame him because Satan has reverted to feral mode and is no longer mentally with us. The trees are on fire. Mammon is screaming. Levi exploded. Asmo is missing. Beel has run off with Belphie.

Maybe sports just aren't for nerds after all? 😔

Asmo

Yeah... he wasn't really a fan of the whole 'baseball' idea. There's only ONE situation where he's alright with the possibility of balls hitting him in the nose badum tss

But he DID have fun designing everyone's baseball uniforms with Levi, so there's no way he’d miss out on seeing everyone run around in them! Kinda wishes he did though, after the tragedy that happens on this fateful day

You thought Asmo's voice was high pitched in the beginning? Just wait until you hear the octave he reaches after you destroy his ween

Good thing he knows a guy who does great pp reconstructive surgery because uhhhhh his shit's obliterated.

Beel

Beel is a huge fan of sports, so he's definitely down to give baseball a try, though he wants you to watch out for his throw. Also wants to be on Belphie's 'team', even though you literally said you're not doing teams.

Speaking of throwing, Beel never expected you to have such a strong arm... and such bad aim. Unless you were specifically aiming to remove his di-

Doubles over in pain the moment the ball makes contact with his precious crown jewels.

He should've stayed home. Food would NEVER do this to him.

He'll forgive you for sure, but expect Beel to be a little cautious around balls from now on. Definitely takes an interest in protective gear. Clearly his sheer muscle isn't enough to protect the more delicate bits.

Belphie

Belphie doesn't mind going out. It's comfortable sleeping under a tree when the weather is nice.

Yeah, he wasn't planning to play at all. He'll cheer Beel on from the sidelines and offer you a place to rest if you get worn out, but that's all.

Or that was the plan, until you sent a foul ball sailing straight into his nuts, and his soul to the next life.

Boy astral projects into the next plane from the force behind that ball, and it instantly puts him to permanent sleep

If you think he sleeps for a long time now, you'll be surprised to see how long this coma lasts. His body's gonna need a whole lot of rest after the absolute trauma you just subjected him to.

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@thefriendlywizardanon

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Requested art for @stupendousturtlewinnerhoagie

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I FOUND WHISPS JACKET AND SHIRT ON ACNH

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Oh my god I love you guys

I don’t have anyone to @ apart frooooom

@boku-no-t-academia @avas-snazzical-corner WASSUP HOMIESSS YALL MADE ME NOT WANNA SLICE SLICE NO MORE LIFE AFTER I WAS FEELIN BAD

Spread The Love

With Valentine’s Day coming up, I thought we could all take a moment to say nice things about each other!

I love your art, @shunniebuns! Your characters are amazing and creative!

I love your writing, @marvel-m-lee! It inspires me to keep writing!

I love your sweet nature, @veryblushyswitch! You put a smile on my face!

Reblog this post and keep spreading the love! Everyone deserves to feel cared for and acknowledged! 

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At least I’m safe

Battle of the Lees shall be continued here!

Are y’all really comin after me~? This tickle monster? You better be the ones watching your backs!

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I want cuddles tooo

Oh yeah?!

P r o v e I t -

Don't make me cuddle you!!

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My brother and I are in! @boku-no-t-academia

Hi! I'm new on tumblr and I started following you recently (and in this page just now lol). I liked the idea of battles and I was wondering if anyone (aka: me) could join or if it's something private with your friends. I'll keep following you in any case (obviously if that's okay with you)! Have a good day💚🤍❤

I say it's ok, as long as others are ok with it!

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Buh bye

Battle of the Lees shall be continued here!

Are y’all really comin after me~? This tickle monster? You better be the ones watching your backs!

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HELL YEAH WE ARE

H E L P

SHES GOT ME BOSS @avas-snazzical-corner

YA DARN RIGHT I GOT U

Coochie coochie cooo~!

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*storms off to my 150 word essay and slams the door so hard it falls off* oops

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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T IS COMING FOR ME AND IM COMING FOR T BUT T IS WINNINGGGG

Yes, tickle lasers

SO Y’ALL BETTER NOT TEAM UP ON ME

hint hint

YOU HEARD THEM, GET EM!

Tickle fight tiiime!

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Boyo

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OK FOLKS WHO IS JADE

IM SEEING SO MUCH STUFF ABOUT HOW SHES BAD AND “OHH SHE REALLY HURT THE COMMUNITYYY” WHO IS SHEEEEEEE

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:)

Follow this lovely person for their services

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Yes