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Got any pals from different Isles? Or do you only know people from the Isle you’re in currently?

Oh my God this is so fucking late but I'm sorry Anon 😭💔

I took a vacay ✌️

ANYWAY??:

“ If I have any pals? Of course! But it's mostly one-sided on those other peasants parts, except for my tea tea members such as Beppi and Djimmi. Even if the clown is insufferable, he makes me.. laugh! Out loud and I end up wheezing off of my chair. But! I don't know all the people in my Isle, such as Wally & Willy Warbles and Grim Matchstick since they're always in the skies and I do know some from the third Isle. Rumour Honeybottoms, Captain Brineybeard, Sally Stage play, Cala Maria ( I visit her sometimes. ) And.. those are a few of them, I don't wanna waste anymore time with my tea partners. ”

She replied while taking a sip of Earl Grey and looking straight forward at her “ friends? ” and giggling behind her cup.

(I'm sorry again Anon!!)

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Do you eat your people? /J

“ Yes lmfao. /J ”

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What does Miss Baroness do for Valentine’s Day? :D

“ Ah, Valentine's is somewhat of a difficult topic for me. I don't really celebrate it that much because I don't have a ‘ Valentine. ’

“ I heard that couples usually give gifts and chocolate hearts.. I'd give you a real one if you asked for it, nicely.. One made of sweets! ”

She said cheerfully with that wicked grin that so suspiciously crept up her face, “ Perhaps you'd enjoy eating it under the candlelight. But that's about it, I ask my minions to gather me gifts so I can actually FEEL loved even if my kingdom tried to overthrow me.. ”

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Hey Bon Bon! Do you currently or previously have any close friends that can visit you?

“ Well there are some in Inkwell Isle 2 such as Djimmi; ‘ The GREAT, ’ but it's a bit one-sided like with Beppi, the clown fellow.. he's quite annoying too but his jokes are HILARIOUS. ”

Bon Bon was currently sipping tea with little plushies of the said residents of the Isle that they reside in currently with small bite-sized cupcakes on plastic plates, her face turning red from embarrassment.

“ I met Grim Matchstick once since he came down from his tower, kind dragon with good manners although that Hydra version doesn't seem that friendly.. it's okay though! I'll try to befriend ‘ them ’ with whatever it takes from my offers! I think that's it for currently so far, I don't really know that kooko clock Wally Warbles but I've heard of him though and his kid. Oh, I remember having friends when I was younger but, I don't remember them that much anymore.. I'm sure it's nothing, HAHA! ”

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Afternoon, Baroness. Have you ever met Cala Maria? If so, what're your thoughts on her?

“ Cala Maria? ”

“ Haven't met her, yet since she lives in the ocean.. in a cave.. surrounded by no one. But I've heard that she's fierce with a no-nonsense- attitude! I bet she's sweet once you get to know her though. ”

Casually said while she was crocheting a mini-version of the siren, silently while a “ small ” smile with her shark teeth coming out since she was excited at the thought of meeting the sea beast, & candy residue pieces on her face ( she didn't see it yet )

“ Also, thank you for the good manners! I appreciate some respect around Sugarland indeed I do. Unless you'd LIKE to meet the guillotine.. ”

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( Authors note: I am so sorry for the late reply since I've only just seen this ask now, sorry funnefox! )

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Miss Baroness, do you have any favorite candies? 🤔

“ Hmm, favorite candies you say? Well since I can't eat the sweets from Sugarland for ‘ personal reasons,’ I tend to tell my servants to fetch me some from a nearby shop or I ask them to travel to Inkwell Isle 4 and get other things from the bakery, such as a heart tart! ” ♥️🧁

She said while she was actually munching on one currently with an appealing sweet-smile but held a wicked secret to her heart,‘strawberry jam’ somewhat caked on her lips.

“ Oh this? That's just.. jam! DON'T let your imagination fool ya, oh dear, hope you don't think I'm as sick as a filthy cannibal.. But! I usually prefer French candies/sweets such as strawberry macaroons and canelé's!”

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( A whole garden of flowers with my name etched on a rock..

Baroness Von Bon Bon, Ruler of Sugarland. ↓

Separated RP Blog from my main account which is for personal use.

Feel free to interact with the lovely Baroness who totally doesn't have murderous tendencies.. teehee.

Make sure to follow the Sugarland Rules or you'll have to be eaten alive, just kidding! Hahaha!

All this could've been avoided, all I wanted was to talk.. )

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Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

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Greece: 1018

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Honduras: 504-237-3623

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Israel: 09-8892333

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Switzerland: 143

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Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

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