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[ask-benevoler]

"Uhm. Howdy! I'd like to know how un good you are with your barber skills as a gardener."

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"Cuz um.. I kinda need to have the flowers and sprouts here cut off."

"N-no pressure! Or anything ^^"

—Scott/Nessie

Goodness gracious! In my 25 years of life I have uh…certainly not seen anything like this…oh! Not to be rude, apologies if it came off that way—

Gah…I gotta stop rambling…pull yourself together benev…

..I have absolutely not experience cutting ANY hair…except my first boy haircut…awful flashbacks…

Uh..if you’d like I can try, I just worry your hair will end up uh, baldish…

[ask-benevoler]

Well that was embarrassing! I honestly didn’t expect my absence to be THIS long…anywho, my inbox is indeed open and I’m ready to share all my life updates with you guys, and before you ask…yes I am still single, yes Norma still makes fun of me for it…

[ask-benevoler]

“Hmph…is this thing even working? I swear if I—wait…..”

“Am I seeing things? I thought I almost got a signal…damned internet…”

“Oh! I think it’s finally connecting, thank goodness—hopefully it connects and I don’t have to fiddle with this silly thing anymore…it’s been months!”

“Aha! There we go, that’s what I’m talking about!! Hey everyone! It’s me, Benevoler! I missed you all so so so much…living in the forest with no reception or WiFi is a pain in my behind…but I should be all better now,!”

[ask-benevoler]

in what conditions can i grow a hydrangea and a hyacinth [this is urgent]

Alright last thing in answering guys 💔

I know for a fact Hyacinths gotta have moderate fertile soil and sunny conditions, but also colder temp. Conditions??? Idk if that even makes sense.

Idk about Hydrangea’s

Uhh bye guys, Benev’s getting the phone back

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Norma, give me a chance. I will be good to you 😔

I’m engaged to my fiance sorry not sorry

[ask-benevoler]

Alright uh.. whats his favorite color?

If I'm getting him flowers I'd rather them be perfect than decent.

He likes Sea foam green, but his second is light blue

Anyways I have to give the phone back soon breaks almost over

[ask-benevoler]

forget benevoler WHOS THIS CUTIE

I’m Norma, Benev’s coworker and only friend lol

Uhh but I’m taken if that’s the, message you were tryna, convey

[ask-benevoler]

Now I know I'm gay for cute twinky gardeners, I guess.

So embarrassed about this newfound fact that I'm leaving myself anonymous.

Go get him tiger; he likes flowers—his favorite in the shop are the Hygrangea’s, he also likes a nice calm sappy romance. It’s funny as fuck.

[ask-benevoler]

stealing this man’s phone

Y’all I’ve been friends with this dude for less than a week, he’s my bestie and as his best friend I gotta tell y’all. Get this man a boyfriend.

GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE NORMA

lol he’s so silly

NORMA PLEA—

[ask-benevoler]

i didnt expect for me to become this cheesy, but the moment my eyes landed on your soft, beautiful hair enhanced by that little flower, those sweet eyes, i suddenly turned into a sunflower, who's always admiring and staring at the sun from afar, not being able to say anything, and feeling all alone when the sun is gone. you are the sun, so warm, full of joy and ready to spread kindness wherever their sunlight falls, and i admire that deeply in my heart.

(i just discovered you can't send pics anonymously i'm)

Oh my god that’s so sweet Oh my GOD

[ask-benevoler]

imma rizz u up with flowers watch me

(That’s his weakness)

Do you hear wedding bells?

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your hair looks so soft youre so kind and cute and polite and you deserve all the happiness in the world and

Well you definitely know how to make a man blush!

God these asks are, uh, nice

[ask-benevoler]

Well, don't flowers just look gorgeous on you? ;)

-@ask-actler

You all are too sweet!

You guys brighten my day :”)

[ask-benevoler]

I'll pull an anonymous onceler on you

Oh my…

Well, you should at least indicate something of your presence. It’d be a shame to loose you in an inbox full of questions and strangers—if you don’t mind of course haha..

[ask-benevoler]

KISSES you

Oh god! You all are two nice—far too nice you all are making me flustered—or are you one person sending all of these? Either way, you’ve got me blushing

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You're kinda cute btw I'd take you out on a date

Oh goodness! You flatter me haha, uhm, I’m not sure I’d be a good person to take out..

I can be quite awkward

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no bitches?