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“ Report n°B22016:

Blono is a foreign specimen that lived on planet ‘XX01′, known for being entirely maritime. His appareance on said planet is unknown, but seemed to be completely suitable for him, as he could take advantage of its ability to teletransport and surprise wild animals (it being a useful hunting technique). However, once the sun died the planet began to rot, forcing Blono to search for another world to live in. As far as we know, he’s still searching for one. Our team tried to catch the specimen but it seemed to be fairly impossible. We'll continue to update. “

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Some things you might (or not) want to know about Blono before interacting!!

Blono is an anaerobic organism, doesn’t need air to live, and could easily live years and years without drinking or eating. Despise it’s body being unable to die naturally, Blono is not immortal, as he can be damaged, just like any other organism. His body allows him to teletransport anywhere on a 5-10 mts radium and can also teletransportate any object or living thing - however, living things can't breathe while being transported. Have fun interacting with this boy!! ;;;;

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That does it

Mista’s getting a fucking wash.

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It's nice to see you around here, Mista.

“Gotta question? Go ahead, shoot!”

((new badlydrawn mista blog, feel free to send in some asks!!))

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Is Bruno dead? :<

Probably on the inside, yeah.

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Came for the "burno" stayed for tebis the argentinian thot

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I’ll... remain silent... for now.

But now…

Or at least two of them…

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i can’t believe trish likes anal

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But now...

Or at least two of them...

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mr. zip stand, zip me a man,

Sure, what kind of man do you want?

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How was it being an actual zombie?

It was... good knowing that i could help for a little longer..

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@ask-the-saddest-jojo

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Came for the _______. Stayed for the _______.

Tell me why you followed my blog and what made you stay (if it’s two different things of course!)

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henlo I’d like to show the world the gift @ask-the-saddest-jojo gave me for my bday thank you I’ll take good care of him (not) (actually yes) (maybe)