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Being the wife of a Saiyan must be so hard.

eh, you learn to deal with them after I while.

and i do love Vegeta, he acts so strong but all I need to do is ignore him for a little while and he'll come crawling back like a lovesick puppy.

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Hey! I’m no longer a pervert, so I can go to Capsule Corps now! I can finally get a new laptop. - Master ROSHI, the god of martial arts.

yeah yeah they should send you to a fucking rehab centre.

2 days without looking at a pretty lady and you collapse.

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You’re very weak, and I’m not talking about physical power.

yeah well screw you buddy.

It's so easy for men to get intimidated by big successful women.

so put on your big boy pants. and get your shit together.

ok little guy?

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Hey Bulma, it was Yamcha who took your virginity! I think.

NO0O0O0O0O0O0OO0OO0 COMMENT

let a girl keep her privacyyyy

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Hello Bulma… =)

wtf am I looking at here.

GOHAN you've finally entered the emo phase, a little late but I'll accept it. come inside you two lets listen to some MCR

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Can you explain all you know about Saiyan’s?

they big (most of the time) they strong and they kinda stupid.

a lot of the time they think with their muscles and not their brains.

They used to live under a monarchy

i'm pretty sure Vegeta can explain to you better than I can

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Now that I think of it isn’t Vegeta kind of like the god of all Saiyan’s?

more like king, king of all 3 Saiyans left.

please....please do no feed his ego...it's already big enough

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Bulma did Vegeta explain where baby’s come from to Trunks?

... he should have but now i'm second guessing.

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I know so many things that you do not.

do you know how hard it is to be a business woman AND a mother. along with this, being surrounded BY IDIOTS

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want to Rp?

sure :D

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Ube: Oh uh hey Mrs. Trunks' Mom! How are ya? Can I go play with Trunks and Goten?

Oh you sweet little thing. I haven't seen you around here before i'm sure Goten and Trunks would love to play with you :>

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I usually put food colouring in my water because if i don't I won't drink it. If it's coloured my brain goes "heehoo a magical potion" and I will drink it in one sitting.

i think you might be autistic.

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Goku won the battle

Goku wins every battle

It's getting kinda repetitive at this point-

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Hey Bulma, who took your virginity?

I don't kiss and tell~

Or quite-

Remembeeer-

Hey it's been a while and honestly I was a very rambunctious teenager.

Not that it really matters anyway, I'm with Vegeta now :>

BUT I TOOK HIS VIRGINITY-

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ROSHI from that future timeline got Trunks to get a capsule and then decided to show Trunks that perverted magazine.

Which is why

He should be BANNED FROM WEST CITY

EVERYONE HIDE YOUR KIDS

HIDE YOUR WIFE-

THE PERV IS ON THE LOOSE-

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This is not good…

This isn't good, this is in fact very not good.

BEERUS WE NEED YOUR HELP ON THIS ONE!!!!

let's hope earth doesn't explode again-

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hey BULMA did you Know that in a fanfiction crossover novel the original pink power ranger is Goku's sister?

Huh.

Good for her!

Look at the power rangers being all inclusive!

But honestly every super fighting team needs a Saiyan or Saiyan equivalent.

Let's just hope she didn't inherit the same stupidity as Goku-

We don't need two goku's one is enough-