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if you're ever feeling sad i highly recommend searching "cowboy cat" on pinterest. there are so many good things in there

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Hey guys it's the mod. Thanks for all your questions but I'm taking a bit of a step back from this blog for the time being.

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What's the dumbest thing you've ever eaten on a dare? (Not counting ass, pussy, cock, cum, etc.)

you don't wanna know

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Well I use oils but the sea does what she does.

@ask-stede-bonnet why are you ating me in a post about you

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We all know my hair ain't greasy. It's certainly less greasy than yours, shack boy

@ask-stede-bonnet why are you ating me in a post about you

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I'll believe it when I see it.

Also fuck off

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Yeah yeah ok Stede of no trades master of killing spiders. But if you're cooking and fixing things I worry for Eddies physical health and safety.

Or I would if I cared which I don't.

@ask-stede-bonnet why are you ating me in a post about you

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I'm not arguing with that but I've known enough lesbians to know that that don't mean you do shit

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You and I both know that he has the skills in that relationship

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What are those trades? Sucking dick so your boyfriend will do the hard thing for you?

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Isn't pissing over the side of the ship one of the most common causes of falling overboard?

Only if you're a loser who cant piss off the side of the boat without falling

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Have you ever had to go to the toilet in Tequila's littertray? (If not, I can warn you from personal experience that unless it's an extra large one there might not be capacity for a human bladder's worth of piss.) (Context: keeping the cat in one room overnight for medical reasons meant having to lock myself in there with him, and there was no access to any sort of human toilet.)

Nah I usually just go over the side of the boat. She needs it because she's too short to piss in the ocean.

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both then.

Happy Bi day!

oh shit that's today? do I need to like have a devil's triangle to celebrate or do i just get drunk?

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Happy Bi day!

oh shit that's today? do I need to like have a devil's triangle to celebrate or do i just get drunk?

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No he's right she's carrying the cool burden in that house on her furry little shoulders

You could always make Wolf a skateboard with some nice all terrain wheels!

If I taught Wolf how to skateboard she'd become cooler than me :(

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