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I'm angry this makes sense to me

Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for “tyrannosaurus shirt”

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Shave 🔪

Back to beard scruff

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Shhhhhh 🎵go to sleep🎵 go to sleep🎵 go to sleep little baby 🎵

Monday selfie!

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Literally thats what the picture is

Here's @askmaxparker almost falling off our roof seconds after getting on it

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Here's @askmaxparker almost falling off our roof seconds after getting on it

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I know where you sleep 🧔🪒🧑

Monday selfie!

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Wonderful then I can nurture them.... my way 😈

Moving day (apparently?)

@ask-charlie-parker I’m coming!!!!!!!!

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Shave 🔪

Monday selfie!

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I'm confiscating the pillows we bought while you aren't home

Moving day (apparently?)

@ask-charlie-parker I’m coming!!!!!!!!

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He just pulled it out of his shoe and tried to make me touch it

Moving day (apparently?)

@ask-charlie-parker I’m coming!!!!!!!!

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You did lose it though

Moving day (apparently?)

@ask-charlie-parker I’m coming!!!!!!!!

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Oh sure leave me stranded outside the apartment while you take a selfie. Also I'm putting him on blast his key was in his fucking shoe

Moving day (apparently?)

@ask-charlie-parker I’m coming!!!!!!!!

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If there's one thing LA will always have over Scotland it's arcades.

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It's only trespassing if you get caught. We did in fact get caught

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"Come on it'll be aesthetic" they said

Yeah maybe for you Gordon. You're not the one upside-down!

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Make a wish 🍀

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Their names are Spots and Leaf