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Thoughts on the janitor?

He’s usually cordial with me... A bit vulgar and short with the Captain, but I can’t say I blame him-- I’ve seen their interactions.I’d say my thoughts about him are neutral? He rarely speaks with me unless necessary. Something about watching him makes me sad, almost pity him, but I don’t know what...

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how are you controlled??

Controlled? I think you misunderstand, I’m here because I want to be. I live to serve our glorious Pig King.

No, I don’t! It’s that collar! The memory wipes! The suit!

Ngh... Anyway. Everything is fine.

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why do you have a visor?

I had an “incident” when I first interacted with the rest of the army, so I had help adjusting my focus.

It’s worked so far.

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Paula, how did this happen to you...?

After I was escorted into a laboratory somewhere, I was taken prisoner into a cell for a while– I suppose the scientists had to make sure what they were told to do was even viable.

I sat there for a good while, but ultimately ended up on a table to be experimented on. Before I was put under, the last thing I remember was reading “Good Person Administration Method 2C.” 

Something about wiping memories and testing limits…

Ngh. It hurts to remember. I don’t have access to any memories from before becoming Colonel when I come out of that room with the table…

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How exactly did you end up working for King P?

On one hand, it was not because I was kidnapped for once.

“I’m here on orders…It’d be best if you didn’t waste my time or your energy.”

“Why?! Do I look weak to you?! I have PSI! I can hold my own!!”

“No, that’s precisely why my Master sent me out here.”

“If I come with you, you promise you’ll leave everyone alone? You’ll stop kidnapping anyone else?!”

“Yes.”

“Ok.”

On the other hand, it was because I gave myself up hoping it would help protect my friends and family.

“I’m sorry, Ness, Poo…

I’ll be alright. Maybe by doing this, I can figure out what happened to your dad, Jeff. I hoping this will be enough to let you guys know I’m in trouble.”

But that really didn’t work, did it?

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Do you have any feelings for a certain captain Ness?

No.

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Remember when you used to pray to defeat giygas? Good times.

Remember when you used to have a face? I do! I feel nice so I’ll give you ‘til 3 to get the hell out of mine!

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How is it, working for Pokey?

Good? Not really sure how else you expect me to answer thi–Aah!

…

Scratch that, it’s great!! Master Porky is so awesome! He’s super smart and cute. Not to mention a really cool guy all around– the whole package! He gives all of us everything we could ever want and I couldn’t imagine working for anyone better than him! We’re all so lucky.

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How do you Feel about your parents?

My parents…? My parents…

Are probably better off without me jeopardizing their lives.

To be honest, I haven’t thought about them in a long time– I was starting to be off on my own and then…this happened.

But I am still their child.

Maybe.

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What do you do for our nightly pig king?

A little of everything, but facility supervisor which includes paperwork mostly. 

I’m also equipped for combat but have not been needed yet so I can’t tell you the extent of my powers besides my PSI. I suppose technically I’m a bit under the Commander in the unlikely event he ever goes out of commission; I’m told I would be a fail safe of sorts. What that means, I’m not sure.

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Wanted to draw something for the AU I helped create 10 million years ago

Had a few redesign sketches for C!Paula that I never ended up using so I put them together! Woo!

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Hello.

You might have noticed this blog never really took off since I made it and that’s because my interest in the Mother series had waned and other things happened, but I had a few wip things and ideas about my part that I wanted to share-- so this will mostly be a written lore/reference/info dump blog if you were curious about C!Paula. That being said, if there’s something you really wanted to know, feel free to send me asks and I’ll answer them (IC or not depends on what you ask, ie specifically ask me or not). 

There’s a few asks in the inbox currently that kinda touch on what I wanted to share anyway so thank you!

I’m not really sure how popular this silly AU I helped make still is, but if it brings anyone any joy, I’m glad!