Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. ((This is an OC for the Sherlock fandom, but will rp with any fandom.)) [CURRENT M!A: None]
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I can empathise. Last time I drank, someone lost an eye and someone else lost their tongue. The time before that, I was a wasted emotional wreck for three months. Before that, I was partying with Lucas and everything was fine. It depends on the circumstances, I suppose.
Sounds fun.
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Jim getting Sebastian a tiger cub as a joke (◠‿◠✿)
Sebastian getting really attached to this small tiger and inviting it to sleep in Jim’s bed with them both (◠﹏◠✿)
Sebastian and Jim raising this tiger and then bringing it to meetings with them, simply to watch their clients practically shit their pants (◕‿◕✿)
SWEET BABY TIGER CHEWING ON THE SHOES IN THE HOUSE AND GETTING SPRAYED WITH A WATER SQUIRT BOTTLE (☉‿☉✿)
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Same. The way I am sober, but...more.
I’m the same drunk and sober. Just…more. Bit messier drunk, too.
True.
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Sounds fun.
I’m the same drunk and sober. Just…more. Bit messier drunk, too.
True.
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I'm the same drunk and sober. Just...more. Bit messier drunk, too.
True.
Party pooper
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...I've got some backup hidden in the sub-basement, if that's an actual offer. Why horrible?
…Lucas dumped all the alcohol in the house down the sink before he left.
Thanks, mate.
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they've seen me sober. it's nearly as bad.
…Lucas dumped all the alcohol in the house down the sink before he left.
Thanks, mate.
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I'm wishing for, but not partaking in, due to an attempt at sustaining sobriety. Also, Lucas dumped everything I had.
We all sober?
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...Lucas dumped all the alcohol in the house down the sink before he left.
Thanks, mate.
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Goodnight and good luck.
I’m putting my faith in you, Adrian. I’m trusting you. If you break my trust, you’ll find that I stop being nice rather quickly.
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Good.
[phone#] Here's my number. Call me or text me if anything goes wrong. I'd much rather be told upfront about a problem, and be able to fix it, than find out later and be scrambling to clean up the mess.
Have a nice time. Be good to him.
I’m putting my faith in you, Adrian. I’m trusting you. If you break my trust, you’ll find that I stop being nice rather quickly.
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I'm putting my faith in you, Adrian. I'm trusting you. If you break my trust, you'll find that I stop being nice rather quickly.
My people are on board the plane, I trust the pilot with him, and where he’s landing belongs to a trusted colleague. He’ll be fine up to the gate to meet you. From there on out, it’s all you, him, and victor.
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My people are on board the plane, I trust the pilot with him, and where he's landing belongs to a trusted colleague. He'll be fine up to the gate to meet you. From there on out, it's all you, him, and victor.
It did, yes. I was very sick. And I was very lucky to have people that were worried enough about me to get me help.
What are you worried about?
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