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Ooc:

Sorry guys, I know you don’t follow this blog for my ramblings, but what’s been happening recently in jayception is not okay. As you know, a lot of us in this fandom are minors (some of us being asexual). Therefore it’s not okay to send nsfw asks whether it be to evil-jay-gatsby, nickcarrawayvirgo, or anyone else. I know we like to make jokes around here but this has gone way too far. I’d advise everyone to block that blog (@/jay-gatsbys-shoes has more in depth posts if you don’t know). If you’re the mod of that blog seeing this, I want you to think very hard about what you’ve done and the harm you’ve caused. Anyway, anon asks are still up because most of the creepy asks I’ve received have been straight from the aforementioned blog itself. I will not hesitate to block anyone else who says anything creepy.

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What would you do if you randomly turned into a cat

That’s a bizarre question, but I suppose I would try to find a secure place to stay? Or maybe find Jordan! She would recognize me no matter if I was human or otherwise, I’m sure.

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Rubs against your legs like a cat 💝

Hello there! Are you comfortable?

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Hm? ‘Evil’ Jay Gatsby- since when was Jay evil?!

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Oh? Okay? I still am very confused…

Hello Daisy,

You don’t know me but I would like to inform you of this DEADLY disease your husband has given me. Its called ligma, I suggest you get tested IMMEDIATELY!!

Sincerely,

Ya girl Myrtle

Oh! That sounds rather serious! I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of it before… what are the symptoms?

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…pardon?

Hello Daisy,

You don’t know me but I would like to inform you of this DEADLY disease your husband has given me. Its called ligma, I suggest you get tested IMMEDIATELY!!

Sincerely,

Ya girl Myrtle

Oh! That sounds rather serious! I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of it before… what are the symptoms?

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Hello Daisy,

You don’t know me but I would like to inform you of this DEADLY disease your husband has given me. Its called ligma, I suggest you get tested IMMEDIATELY!!

Sincerely,

Ya girl Myrtle

Oh! That sounds rather serious! I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of it before… what are the symptoms?

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Dearest Daisy,

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A CHANCE!!!! JUST ONE!!!!! JUST OEN!!!!

Best,

Myrtle Wilson anonymous

Oh… a chance? At what?

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the blood is never washing off. look at what you did.

The blood!? Pardon!? What blood!

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Happy mother’s day!

Oh! Thank you!

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DAISY!! DO YOU LIKE GIRLS!!! OOOOOO!!!! OOOOOOO!!!

Oh? That’s an odd question, of course I like girls. They make for wonderful friends! I like Jordan, and she’s a girl, isn’t she?

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ur so charlie just like ts 🌹🌹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🔋

Oh! Thank you… I believe? The bird… cat is gorgeous, so being a ‘Charlie’ must be good, right?

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boi ts so tuff ikiab u r so charlie ❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🌹🌹

Oh! I believe a proper response is… thank you?

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Nick,

Well, I absolutely am thrilled for the summer to come now knowing you’re here! If you are able, you should visit, I’d love for you to meet my friend!

With much love,

Daisy

Nick… is that you? Why! I didn’t expect to see you. Though, I have seen MANY of seemingly the same person around…

Neither here nor there, it is absolutely SPLENDID to see you, no matter if your my cousin or someone adjacent

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Daisy-

I believe it is me, last time I checked. Gatsby seems to have found me already, but I’m glad you’ve come across my inbox. It is a pleasure you see you here as well.

Sincerely,

Nick Carraway

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Oh! Hello, thank you for visiting! Please, come in, the couch is rather empty without you sitting on it. We have so much to talk about!