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Ah. Her again. Yanno it’s actually pretty funny because if she wasn’t a cult leader who kept sending people to kill me I think we would be great friends. But she is a cult leader and she does send people to kill me so definitely not friends

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I’m who what now?!?!

This is my Mysterio. Her name is Jazzy Joyce who apparently in a different universe became a spider @ask-dancingspider but here she works for Norman Osborn and for whatever reason really hates us spiders

She uses technology to create her illusions, and as much as I can figure Osborn provides the tech or at least the money.

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So here’s a super duper fun fact. I have another daughter, her name is Astra, her father is Mysterio, which is why she goes by Mysteria rather unwillingly though her spider name is Spider-Myst. I’m very proud of her

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and made another one lol

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That’s my son!

One of the several baddies I’ve encountered, though definitely one of the toughest. He’s a spider from another dimension and he’s an interdimensional villain

He goes by Spider-Hawk

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Hey there! My name is Cynthia AKA Spider-Girl and I’m creating an interdimensional ask blog! Feel free to ask me anything!

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Long time no see! Partying hard with the Guardians of the Galaxy in my new shiny spacesuit that’s still just Anguish

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I’m normal again, the healing power of a vanilla mocha with irish creme and a dollop of cool whip saved me

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i’m 5′4″ do NOT put me in a situation . ill fuckibg blow away

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Wow it truly do be like that sometimes huh? I should get me one of those

I’m normal again, the healing power of a vanilla mocha with irish creme and a dollop of cool whip saved me

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I don't understand the concept of hating "like spamming" or "reblog spamming". As someone with ADHD and hyperfocus, if you go onto my blog and get lost in the sauce enough to practically reblog the last 5 days worth of stuff I reblogged then good on you my dude my friend my bean, please keep it up I'm glad you like it have a cookie fam, you deserve it cause we have the same taste and I feel like my blog is a public library of stuff I find entertaining so enjoy the browse.

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Heya! It is pretty weird that the internet is Like That but hey I’m not complaining. Nice to meet you, I’m Jazzy.

I’m Anguish and I promise not to eat you.

Good symbiote.

@ask-spidermom @golden-web @ask-dancingspider @ask-spidersisters @fog-weaver-of-nyc I was told that there are multiple universes and different heroes in each one, but somehow we can all communicate on the same timeline over the Internet…this is weird. Anyway, hi! I’m Avi, nice to meet you all! Feel free to drop me an ask or DM anytime!

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Tara: Ello there, symbiote host here with this bitch

Karma: you’re the bitch here

Tara: oh you spoil me! ANYWAY, me and my brother are hosts for these brain maggots for I’d say two years now? And my little brother Teddy still thinks Karma can’t eat people. Like, my girl gotta eat something! She refuses to eat anything dead or raw unlike Teddy’s maggot Ravage who legit eats chicken nuggets from McDonalds.

Karma: I need SUSTENANCE! BRAINS! Not the small cut up corpses of a pathetic creature.

Tara: Exactly my point! We just don’t know any other alternative for what to do and even I think this is getting out of hand and usually I love arguing with my brother. You got any alternatives or tips on outrunning the cops or Oscorp scientists?

Eat the cops and Oscorp scientists!

Anguish, I don’t think that helps.

Hi! I’ve been bonded to Anguish for a while now, and I’ve also gotten tips from various other symbiote hosts from my universe. The constant theme?

Eat as much chocolate as possible. Potatoes also help. But if Karma really really wants the taste of meat and you know a place close by, I’ve found that symbiotes like fish a lot (and I do mean living) but also something like cows or pigs would work and be more effective since they’re bigger.

I hope that helps.

But also eat the cops and Oscorp scientists.

Yeah sure, that too.

Also with outrunning cops, you could eat more people in high crime areas because

1) If it’s a criminal they’ll care less and

2) they’ll probably be busy already in other places and won’t have the time or manpower to go after you.

But like alsoooo you could just eat them.

I knew you’d come around. There is also the option of eating the brain of someone in love, that usually keeps us full longer.

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Does Anguish have a fully bonded symbiote form?

Yes I do!!

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A nice little info sheet for idk everyone I guess. Yeah let me just share my private info to the public and hope that no villains use it against me lmao

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Good morning/afternoon/evening, placenamehere Dancing Spider! As a spider-themed person, you have been selected for a spider-themed survey, how exciting! The purpose is to understand the general opinion on a specific subject. It only has one question, so it shouldn't take too long to answer, but thank you for your time anyway:

If you were given the ability to shift back and forth to a more spidery form, would you use this ability

I really had to think about this. I’ve never really thought about it before, but I think I would use that ability.

I could give you that ability probably.

I don’t think it’s necessary Guish. I’m honestly more intrigued about what I would look like. Also I think it depends on how spidery. Full spider? Sure, then I could get into really small spaces. Human spider hybrid? I feel like I would have less use for that but probably use it just for fun or as an intimidation technique.

Sorry this took so long to answer. I totally thought I did then realized I didn’t.