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Hello Donquixote family. I liked what others asked you and your answers. Now let me ask a question (and you're free to ignore it) But what's your opinions about sir Crocodile?

Doffy: Croco chan you say, fufufu he is quite ..interesting, I will get him to join my family eventually, no matter what he says. Now little girl, you are not by any chance his actual biological daughter, are you?

Vergo: tsk, he is a very disrespectful man, always rejecting Doffy’s offers and acting so high and mighty, someone should put him in his place.

Law: It’s more like he is the one who’s putting Doffy in his place *smirks*

Corazon: hmm, I never knew he had a daughter *scratch his chin and looks intently at you *, yet again whenever we visit Alabasta, it’s all fighting and bickering between these two, it’s funny really I don’t mind it. as for my opinion, I think he is a very visionary man, much like my brother he has a clear vision of what the world should be and he won’t hesitate to do anything to fulfill this vision, even if I don’t approve of either of their visions. Ah also he has a very good fashion sense!

Law: maybe the reason why he doesn’t want to join in is because he is afraid his fashion sense will be corrupted by the like of ..them *points at Senor Pink, Trebol, Diamanté, Pica, Lao G, actually everyone*. I bet he took one look at Trebol and just said No.

Trebol: HEY! HEY! Law you are so mean ! I didn’t even say anything!

Diamanté: I will let you know I design my own clothes and fashion agencies are fighting over my designs, I have received so many offers but I don’t have time for them since I have important responsibilities in the family.

Law: yeah right *snorts and roll his eyes*

Corazon: it’ actually true, I wouldn’t have believed it either if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.

Law: WHAT! Who! What!! Are they blind or just stupid!

Dellinger: Kyaaa, your dad is shady and kinda scary but you are super cute! He should bring you along with him next time!

Doffy: oh he will, he most certainly will. That reminds me, vergo bring me my moshi moshi, I have to make an important call.

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What's doflamingo's soft spot?

Law: Soft spot?!!This stone hearted devil?!!! There is NOTHING soft about him nothing!!

Corazon:well that’s not entirely true though , he is always good to me , when we were younger , still living in the streets , whenever we found any food, and no matter how hungry he was he always made sure I ate first, even if he was starving..

Jora: I will never foget the day he brought delli home, so tiny and barely alive , and then declared that we were his family now * wiping away a tear* such a kind heart.

Baby5: yeah he took me in too , even though I was useless to him .

Buffalo:me too, dasyuan!

Diamante:doffy always had a soft spot for brats and he always spoils them too much.

Trebol: Neh Neh ,I have one ! I have one ! one time many years ago , ther-

Diamanté: is it the kittens story?

Trebol:NOOOO. Stoppp I wanna tell it not you

*a moment of silence *

Diamanté: it was a stormy night-

Trebol: no no diamanté stop *shaking diamanté violently*

Diamanté:and doffy had just got back into the ship , his coat was puffier than usual, we didn’t think much of it until we heared meowing and rustling of feathers , then half a dozen kitten fell from under his coat , he was sheltering them form the rain , it was adorable.

Trebol: DIAMANTÉ You asshole you stole my thunder!

Doffy: aww you guys , I love you .. but that was really personal information you shared there ..*Angerily smile at his family , especially diamanté and trebol*

Law:I hate everyone here .

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Sooooo what do Trebol and Diamante do... in intimacy?

Dellinger:Ewww ew ew ew no these two.. two OLD freaks can’t be int-*exaggerated gagging sounds*

Trebol :don’t be disrespectful you brat , I actually am a real lady’s man

Law: there is no way that is even remotely true ,I bet all my life saving you have never been with anyone

Trebol: Bah ! YES yes I have , tell them doffy !

Doffy: I.. I actually have never seen you with anyone before now that you mention it .

Trebol: well excuse me for wasting my golden years raising you and bringing this family off the ground!

Doffy:well now I’m all grown up , have been for the last 25 years or so , you can focus on yourself, we can find you a nice lady , or just a lady to ahm hang out with you

Corazon: All the money in the world won’t be able to make that happen brother, hmm maybe if she was blind

Law:and has no sense of smell or sense, also she has to be deaf.

Corazon:so like a blow up doll .

Doffy :YES , now that is somethingwe can work on , vergo-

Vergo:on it doffy.

Trebol:doffyyy not you tooo doffy dofyyy!

Diamante: as for me I usually go for one night stands I don’t like to limit myself to one person, it feels unfair

Law:you keep saying that and it’s still hard to believe

Diamante:boy I had more action last week than you had your entire life, you need to go out more , sticking your nose in books won’t do you any good, you should go with me and doffy next time, just last night we went to that club downtown and we met -

Giolla:Diamante I’m going to stop you right here poor delli is convulsing on the floor , have some mercy

Dellinger:make..them..stopp.. ew

Trebol : wa.. wait, you went to the club, without me ,doffy , Diamante * dramatically falling to the floor*

Diamante: aah , I’m sorry trebol but if you went out with us , even with all the money we have won’t get any.

Trebol:*lay is a pool of his own tear*

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Hello Donquixote family! Since almost all of you are Spanish people, what‘s your favourite thing about Spain?

Doffy: fufufu, now that’s a good question , España is the greatest country indeed , many things I absolutely love about my country, the literature , the art , the music , the dancing, I’m a man of high taste after all.

Law: by the looks of you it’s really difficult to tell

Vergo: be polite you damn brat*smack law on the back of his head*

Diamanté: Doffy is right there is many things it’s hard to choose, but if I had to choose I will say the cuisine and sports , people often tell me I’m the most talented bullfighter they ‘ve ever seen and coincidentally the best cook too

Law: said literally no one ever

Buffalo: hmm yess food is the best , now I’m hungry dasyuan.

Dellinger: kyahaha , my favorite must be the festivals , El carnival, all filled with colors , glitter and glamour , giolla bought me the most beautiful dress I’ve ever seen , more beautiful than viola’s , I’m so excited to wear it to the next carnival!

Giolla: and you would be the prettiest one there too ,my sweet delli, as for me I would have to agree with doffy , art ! we have the best in the whole world , I could never get enough of it !

Trebol: behehe -

Sugar: eww I have a bad felling about this.

Trebol: there is nothing like spanish women , neh neh am I right doffy neh neh

Sugar :I knew it .

Doffy: fufufu , you are right, and tou remindedme delli I wanted to buy a new coat for the carnival, one more colourfull than mine.

Corazon: don’t worry brother I bought us matching ones.

Diamanté: but I bought doffy and I matching outfits!

Trebol:Bah diamanté I thought we were going together I bought us matching headdresses

Doffy: I think I’m sticking with my old coat this year.

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Well corazon since your “hobby” is family game night ,i was wondering what is your favourite game? (anyone from the family can answer too)

Corazon: hmm that’s a difficult one , I love every game , family friendly games of course * glares at law*

Law: what are you glaring at me for , I keep telling you poker is a family game

Corazon: not when you take as far as you do, you keep taking the family’s money and oragns .

Diamanté: You still got my kidney by thee way, I need it back

Law: losers don’t get to take their bets back

Corazon: anyway, if I have to chose I will say charade , it is super fun and I’m the best at it

Doffy: fufufufu we do make a great team brother

Law : you mean we make a great team , corazon and I not you

Trebol: behehe me and diamanté are the best , we don’t need words , our eyes is enough

Diamanté: true , we never lose , you could say we are the heros of this game

Corazon : oh yeah how about it , tonight you and trebol against law and I , winner gets it all

Trebol : behehehe

Diamanté: bring it on

Doffy : but rosi.. what about me *pouts*

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Omg thanks for replying!! I have another question for trebol, diamante (these two crack me up😂), vergo, roci and dellinger, what would you ask from santa(doffy) for the New year?

Trebol: anything from doffy is perfect, just his presence in our life is a gift , right diamanté?

Diamanté: I want doffy’s coat for a week .

Trebol:NOT FAIR I wanted doffy’s coat ,you stole my idea !!

Diamanté: tough luck

Trebol:Beh, then I want doffy’s sunglasses for a week

Doffy: fufufu sure I will give you my old ones , I have about a hundred one .

Vergo: all I want is doffy’s happiness for all eternity

Doffy: fufufufu, that’s sweet.

Trebol: beh stop sucking up vergo

Dellinger: I want the new Louis Vuitton high heels collection in every color ~~

Corazon: I don’t know , didn’t really thought about it

Doffy: don’t worry little brother I got you something I think you would like *pull out a black feathered coat from his santa’s bag*

Corazon: oh just like mine , thanks doffy mine was getting old

Doffy: fufufufu silly roci it is not just a coat , it a fireproof coat I got ceasar make it specially for you .

Corazon: Oh my god best. Gift. Ever , you are the best doffy❤️

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Hi , i have a question for baby five , who is in the family that you are more likely to marry?

Trebol : me definitely! I’m the only one who showed interest in her since she was young!

Law: maybe we should call the police then ?

Diamanté: I’m not interested in marriage,l don’t wanna be limited to one woman, all my fan girls will be upset

Law : who even asked you , and more importantly how the fuck do you have fan girls??!

Baby 5: can I answer the question now??

Trebol :yeah go ahead don’t be afraid to show our love

Baby 5: what ?eww no I will not marry anyone from this family .EVER.

Doffy : yes I don’t want you to get married,I want you to be my baby sister forever

Baby 5: but.. surely I will get married eventually

Doffy: never *smirks*

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Hello ! I have a question for doffy,diamante,law and corazon, what is your favorite hobby?

Doffy:reading, I enjoy reading,especially historical books i find them quite hilarious *smirking *

Diamante :i like watching people and-

Law:you mean stalking people.

Diamante:no just watching and sometimes following around,

Law: this is literally the definition of stalking

Diamante : anyway i like gardening and watching my favorite soap opera with my favorite friend

Trebol:THAT IS ME!I’m his bestfrind!

Law:... you couldn’t be more perfect for each other

Law : my hobby is gambling

Corazon :this post is about our hobbies not our problems

Law :it doesn’t consider a problem if I win *smirks*

Corazon: aha ..as for me my hobbies.. i never really thought about it but I guess I like cooking with doffy , but I always end up burning or cutting myself*looking down at his burned fingers*

Doffy: aww I like cooking with you too roci ❤️

Law: I thought this post is about our real hobbies

Corazon: okay fine.. I like umm family game night? If that even consider a hobby ..

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HEYY, big fan of the family here, super excited to talk to you All, so my question is for doffy, trebol, diamante, dellinger and senor pink, do you guys watch anime, and if so whose your favorite anime/ character?

Diamante: pff we are not kids we don’t watch anime , we are grown ass men !

Trebol :Yeah right !

Diamanté: we do however watch spanish soap operas, now these are entertaining and educational, we learn something new everyday

Trebol: neh neh like to always look for the evil twin brother , or good twin brother , there is always one

Diamante: and if you kill someone make sure they are dead , they always tend to come back somehow .

Senor pink: you’ve just learned that now?!*visibly confused *

Diamante: and it brings the family together , right doffy

Dellinger : you forced us to watch it since you are old and lonely and didn’t want to watch it al alone

Trebol:shut up*snot dripping angrily *

Doffy:fufufufu it is nice to bring the family together .

Senor pink: I don’t watch anime anymore, however when I was young I used to whatch Cowboy Bebop, The main character, I think his name was Cowboy Spike or something , he was cool .

Trebol: beh boring

Diamante:you should be ashamed of yourself

Doffy: For me I don’t watch anything really, I don’t have time , but sometimes delly open his shows in the lounge and I sit with him,

Dellinger :it is my favorite time of the day , alone with doffy* clinging to doffy while smirking devilishly at trebol and diamanté *

*Trebol and diamante glaring daggers at him and planning how to kill him *

Dellinger: hmm I don’t have a favorite anime , I get bored quickly , I never finished any anime before, but I have a favorite character, Kisame from naruto .

Senor pink:..is it because he is a shark?

Dellinger: Duh! Obviously

Senor pink :*face palm*

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Hello !I’m a big fan of donquixote family!i have a question for you doffy ,who is your favourite in the family ?

Diamante: No need to answer this doffy , It is obviously me

Trebol: BEH! No it is me , I raised him !

Law:you were barely able to raise yourself, let alone another human being

Corazon: that explains alot

Trebol:I’m practically his father, neh doffy,

Doffy: you ..wouldn’t want to be my father ,

Law:aren’t you like only eight years older than him

Diamante:if you are his father then I’m his mother , and people loves their mother more , right doffy!

Trebol:neh neh Dooffy!!

Doffy:roci , roci is my favorite .

Trebol and Diamante shocked in union

Corazon: aww love you too brother .

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Hello donquixote family and happy new years ! Since it’s the holiday season what is your New Years resolution?

Doffy: well hello there ~ new year resolution eh, Hmm this year I would love to spend more time with my family ,

Diamante: Awww doffy you are the best , this is my resolution too !

Trebol: Neh Neh , this is my resolution, just with doffy though.

Law: your resolution should be to visit the bath more than once a month,this should be all our resolutions , get you to bath more.

Corazon: Amen

Trebol : No Fair ! *pouts*You two are mean, doffy tell them to stop

Doffy: maybe adopt another child,

Dellinger: what nooo, I’m the child of the family I don’t want a younger brother

Vergo: how dare you say no to doffy you brat *smack delly on the head* ,

Trebol: yeah get that brat well

Dellinger: doffyyy *cries and cling to doffy’s leg* save me

Doffy: fufufufu , now now don’t tease my little delly ,vergo .

Vergo:yes doffy.

Doffy: and what is that you wish for this year?

Vergo:to be doffy’s right hand-

Doffy:but you are

Vergo:-and left hand ,and both his legs, and everything for doffy.

Doffy :fufufufu.

Law : *roll bis eyes * my resolution is to spend less time with the family.

Corazon: even me *makes puppy eyes at law*

Law: maybe *smirk*

Corazon: hmph, doffy is right I spoiled you too much, anyway my resolution is to climb a ladder without falling*beaming with unrealistic determination *

Diamanté: Yeah no you can’t.

Corazon: don’t crush my dreams !

Dellinger: I bet you couldn’t reach the third step hehehehe

Buffalo: we should start a poll., whoever wins the beat get to choose the diner for the next month

Baby5: my resolution is to get married , this is the last holiday I spend single, mark my word.

Doffy: yeah sure *smirks evilly *

Baby5: doffy NO!

Trebol: again with the no, disrespectful brats,

Senor pink: I don’t have any resolution , I’m content with my life.

Trebol and diamanté in union: WEAR A PANTS

Diamanté: this goes for you too trebol.

Trebol:*shocked pikachu face*

Buffalo: I want to try new food, whole cake island especially, everything is made of sweets * drolls*

Diamanté: maybe a diet is better for your health and our wallet , it is a win win .

Trebol: the whole kingdom is about to go broke just from feeding you ,

Law : why you two have to comment after every single one

Giolla: I have to agree with diamanté dear, buffalo are getting quite .. ah unhealthy, my resolution is to get everyone to be healthy, maybe joining my mornings power walks with Dillinger , family power walk .

Machvise: I like the sound of that , I could lose a couple of pounds,

Trebol: couple hundred.

Dellinger: I don’t want to be seen in public next to trebol , ew.

Sugar: my resolution is to never be seen with trebol in public ever again,

Dellinger: cool.

Trebol: this is it , you two are out of the family

Doffy: enough you two, respect your elderly, speaking of which, lag G , what about you,

Lag G: sleep more.

Giolla: but you sleep almost all day, do more exercises,*pats him on the back* dear god he is already asleep.. how about you pica darling?

Pica:... I don’t want anything

Trebol: Neh Come on pica we are your family you can tell us anything

Pica: I.. want to have more confidence, do more public speaking.

Monet: that is sweet, you can do it pica san, as for me I want to cut my hair, shoulder length,

Caesar: what why, I think you have such a nice hair monet.

Monet:I think it will look nice though, how about you caesar, this is your first holidays with the family

Caesar: I-

Trebol: NO NO NO , he is NOT part of the family yet!

Diamante: yeah I agree wholeheartedly, he didn’t earn his place.

Caesar: but but ..jokerrrr

Doffy: fufufufu , so this is a wrap ,this took longer than that I expected,

Law: thank to those two idiots.

Trebol and Diamante in union: Boooo

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Hello there ! This is the real family here wishing you happy holidays (mostly to doffy❤️) , to anyone out there curious about our everyday lives don’t be shy , we are here to answer anything on your mind ,(especially trebol and diamnte since we don’t have any life ) , be creative there is nothing off the table !