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he is now in your facility.

Oh! He is adorable!! I think Speed would love to play with him! What do you think Shadow??

What I think is that this isn't your facility Maria. We don't take breaches of security lightly. We're going to hunt it down and terminate the threat.

WHAAAAT NO HE'S JUST A LITTLE THING! Speed can catch him and maybe release him??? But don't terminate him!!!

Fine. Project Speed can apprehend the creature, but only if Project Shadow makes sure he doesn't escape containment again.

That's kind of his job! To protect Speed!! Shadow! Go get Speed and catch this little creature so we can let him outside after we make sure he isn't hurt any! Please and thank you!!

*A blur of blue and red quickly zooms past you in pursuit of the creature*

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Ah,,, so this is less about the SCP, I mean about Zim, and more about you? You ARE the child of Professor Membrane right?? That's kinda cool. Did your sister go into the research of SCPs as well or...?

As for my sister? I .......don't have a sister! That's a silly question. I have O5-9-02 though.

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Play Zim some dubstep! Or some Kei$ha!!

THESE ARE VERY NOISY DO HUMANS ENJOY THIS

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Have you tried exposing 5213 to different kinds of music? If so how did it react?

ZIM HAS A SPEAKER BUT NO MUSIC

GIVE SOME NOW

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Oh! Hiya! zim how are you doing??

ZIM IS GREAT BUT HE IS BORED

NOT ALLOWED TO ROAM THE FACILITY WITHOUT DIB BUT DIB IS HELPING THE NEW GIRL WITH THE WEIRD CREATURES

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What if 🤔🤔🤔 we vibed 😳😳 with Dibstick 😤😤😤😤 in the scp containment cell 🤫🤫 and we’re both normal human people 😲😲 aha.. jkjk 🤭🤭 oh but... unless 🥺🥺

What? Nobody should be "vibing" in any of the containment cells, that's incredibly dangerous! Also, the way you've worded this gives me the sneaking suspicion you are NOT a normal "human people". Who sent this? Are you one of the SCPs just pretending to be a member of Staff???

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How well do maria and gaz get along together?

Oh uhhhhh well! I don't know of anyone with that name, but if I DID. I would think she doesn't like me very much. But that's okay! She's not mean to me or anything! I mean, not that she's a real person or anything, she's definitely not.

Uhh but! Mabel is!! She's my best friend. Come to think of it she's been away for a while now, I hope she comes back soon! I need to make sure her METAL guards are functioning properly still!

*she appears to be muttering more to herself than anyone around her at this point.*

Ohh I hope the prototype model I gave her is still working like it should... I should email her to ask—

Oh! Sorry, was that everything? Did I answer your question sufficiently?

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does scp-5213 have a carapace or skin? what color is it's blood? what does it eat? are its antennae fuzzy or smooth? have you encountered any other instances of scp-5213? have you ever tried to look inside its PAK? how similar is it to native earth insects? do i have clearance to be asking these questions?

Skin. It's very soft, which seems very odd considering he seems more predatory in nature.

His blood appears to be purple, with small spatterings of a red or pink mixed in every so often. We are unsure why at this time.

As stated earlier, he mainly eats potato chips and other snack items, despite our many attempts to give him other foods.

The antennae appear to be smooth to the naked eye, however any attempt to further examine them has been a failure so far. I'm of the personal belief that these are how he hears, so the possibility that there are small hairs we just can't see without special equipment is very high.

Any attempts to experiment or otherwise tamper with 5213-1 is strictly prohibited, so no.

I believe it's more similar to humans than insects, despite it's appearance being more insectoid in nature.

You should have level 2 or 3 clearance to work at this facility, so you certainly have enough clearance for these questions. I can't remember which it is, I don't hire you guys, so it's not really important for me to know. Ask O5-9-02 if you have any clearance questions, she probably knows the answer.

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What are project speed and scp 5213s current details on nutrition? (What do they eat???)

The only thing that we've managed to get Zim to eat is junk food, he's very partial to salty things like chips, and only occasionally indulges in sweets. We've tried to get him to eat anything else at all, but he'll refuse it and instead choose to steal snacks from Staff until we give him what he wants. It seems to be enough to sustain him? Currently we are unsure if this is typical behavior or just a way to adapt and survive new environments.

Project Speed and Project Shadow don't require food! They live and thrive off of something called Chaos Energy! But they do eat for fun, Speed prefers sweets, and also chili dogs ?? He's not a very picky eater really! I think he does it for fun or when he's just bored. Shadow on the other hand doesn't eat very often, but when he does it's usually either coffee beans or raw meat. I've learned he prefers raw venison over anything else! And I know you didn't exactly ask about Shadow buttttt I care about him and enjoy talking about him with other people! Sorry, I don't really talk to other humans often, so this is very exciting!

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Im not sure how much dib would like you taking his pens but it sure would work I guess

He's doing what??? Is THAT why there's never any pens around here???

ZIM IS NOT SURE WHAT THEY ARE SPEAKING OF

HE HAS NO WRITING ITEMS

*You hear the sound of small items scattering across the concrete floor as Zim scurries away.*

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do you know how to deal with hostile SCP's ?

I created soldiers for the sole purpose of protecting all the staff!! No human MTF team is complete without at least one addition from the METAL line! They even come in a variety of colors, at the request of a friend!

Well, okay maybe not all MTF teams but I'm only one person ! I can only create so many at a time! Right now they mainly protect the ARK and Alsean Facilities! But they're SUPER great at handling any problems with hostile SCPs without the use of lethal force! Well... Usually anyways... They're kinda still a work in progress I think maybe.... Haha, errr.. let's pretend this conversation didn't happen ok??

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*gives project speed a blonde doll with blue hair*

Awwww, I think he likes it!! Thank you!!! Was this supposed to be me??? It's adorable!

[picture taken by Dr. M. Robotnik]

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can you roughly sum up what happened since the creation of this blog, for anyone who has missed it?

Dib, I am begging that you keep your Staff up to date. Thank you.

Yes, on XX December 20XX, the Foundation was alerted to a crash site of unknown origin. MTF was quickly dispatched to the scene where they apprehended SCP-5213.

SCP-5213-2 is a green hued bipedal insectoid creature about 5'5 in stature. It has quickly learned to communicate in English, however we are still unsure what the full extent of it's own language it seems to speak. It is unable to live without SCP-5213-1, which is a small glowing backpack type electronic device attached to SCP-5213-2. It appears to be a life support device, however further testing has been banned due to a dangerous containment breach that happened when 5213-1 was removed from 5213-2. 5213 as a whole is designated as Euclid, however 5213-1 is considered keter when removed from 5213-2.

5213 is allowed to roam the facility under the direct supervision of Dr. Membrane, and while Staff is encouraged to speak and interact with it, we would like to remind you that any testing or experimenting on 5213 without proper authorization first is strictly prohibited.

We had some major hacking destroy our systems recently, and we only just recovered from it, so apologies for any missing or glitched data. If you have any questions or concerns feel free to speak with us about it.

Also, as an added note, currently one of our two sister locations, ARK Facility, is experiencing similar data breaches. As we work on adding the facility to our new secure network, the residents will be staying here temporarily. This includes Dr. Maria Robotnik, who is your superior and you will treat her with the respect she deserves, as well as her Projects. Currently there are only two, Project Shadow and Project Speed. If you wish to know more about them, feel free to ask Dr. Robotnik. I'm sure she will happily oblige.

-O5-9-02

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Attention all site-⬛⬛⬛ personnel:

Please disregard any alerts you may have received about a potential containment breach, there was an issue during the temporary relocation of Project SPEED from ARK Facility. All threats have been neutralized, do not be alarmed.

Additionally:

A superior of the ARK Facility, Dr. M. Robotnik, will be joining us temporarily as well. While her facility is being brought back online, please treat her and her projects with respect during her stay. You may ask her questions of you wish, and she will happily answer most of them.

Be sure to take extra precautions around her METAL line guards. Do not approach or touch Project SHADOW or Project SPEED, no matter how "cute and cuddly" they may look. Failure to follow these instructions may bring harm to you or your fellow staff.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

-O5-9-02

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Show this ocelot kitten to zim please

ZIM APPRECIATES YOUR STRANGE EARTH INHABITANTS

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Have you tried bathing Zim in paste to protect him from water?

No, this hasn't crossed our minds, we simply keep him separated from water. Staff aren't allowed to have liquids of any kind, unless specifically requested by Zim, near him or his enclosure. I'll add this to the list of tests we may conduct in the future.

However, I am concerned with how a paste would leave residue and buildup on 5213-1. As far as we're aware, it's electrical in nature, and we have to be careful with it for a variety of reasons.

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Wait- pink fluid? What were the circumstances around discovering this strange fluid? Is the scp wounded in some way? There are many creatures that hide their illness & injuries, it would make sense that he may try not to show weakness in unfamiliar situations

Ah, yes! It was found smeared along the floors and walls of his containment cell.

This is no longer an issue as we have developed a suppressant for Zim to take. It turns out that his species has either mating or heat cycles. We are unsure how it works as he is unable to find the proper words in our language to properly communicate it, or perhaps he is simply saying this as a way to avoid discussing it with us.

He also will not let us physically examine him further, so as of now all research into his biology has been paused until he is comfortable with it. He keeps trying to bite site personnel who attempt to touch him.