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yuri version

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making stupid shit to get myself to draw tf

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goku being a lil gremlin

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Rules

(More to be added in time)

The usual DNI list: no pedos, proshippers, MAPs, transphobes, homophobes, bigots of any variety; you will be blocked on sight.

This is meant to be a silly blog; absolutely no IRL fandom drama. In-character blogosphere drama is just fine though.

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"cis is a slur" i'm completely fine using it that way

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btw, if you dislike any of these new changes that tumblr is implementing, please visit https://www.tumblr.com/support and select the "Feedback" option and write about the change you don't like. Even if it's just a simple "i don't like x change because y. this makes my experience on tumblr significantly worse. please either reverse this change or make it optional" it's better than not giving any feedback at all!

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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homestuck textposts 8 because these are like the only things i have energy to create right now

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I am running RP trials!

Fantrials are a thing from the arg every man hybrid.

THIS SERVER IS 15+!!! It will contain gore and mature topics and I will not hesitate to ban minors or adults if things get out of hand.

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HIATUS

Hello, mod neon here.

I´m offically announcing that all my blogs will be taking a (now) offical hiatus for a bit as I´m focusing on irl stuff, mostly archery and art. I will return but it might take a while.

For a canon explenation as to where gerald is, he is sorta vibing with letydir and his brothers right now.

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1. what gives your muse hope? 

The fact that he will die eventually, so it will get better at some point

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happier headcanon q’s! 

1. what gives your muse hope? 

2. what is your muse’s favorite joke?

3. what is your muse’s favorite hobby?

4. what is your muse’s happiest memory?

5. what does self-care look like to your muse?

6. what is your muse’s favorite kind of weather?

7. what would your muse consider a perfect day?

8. what does your muse love doing with other people?

9. what does your muse consider their biggest success?

10. who does your muse consider their best/closet friend?

11. does your muse think people deserve second chances? 

12. what is something that will always make your muse laugh?

13. what would your muse consider their best physical feature?

14. what was the best/funniest dream your muse has ever had?

15. what is something that’s made your muse so happy they’ve cried?

16. has your muse ever laughed so hard they’ve cried? what caused it?

17. what was the best/most thoughtful gift your muse has ever received?

18. what kind of hugs does your muse give? gentle? tight? pick and spin?

19. what would be the best way to cheer up your muse when they’re sad?

20. what is a way that your muse shows love and affection without words?

21. what is something good that your muse carries with them from childhood?

22. what does your muse consider the most beautiful place they’ve ever been?

23. does your muse like receiving gifts? what would be the best gift to get them?

24. what is your muse’s favorite animal? have they ever gotten to see one in person?

25. during difficult times, what is something your muse holds onto to get them through?

26. if your muse could go on vacation anywhere, what would be their dream destination?

27. when it comes to gift giving, does your muse tend to lean funny, practical, thoughtful? 

28. after a fight, how does your muse go about apologizing/making it up to the other person?

29. what is something that was difficult at the time, but taught them a valuable lesson they still hold onto?

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God dyo you´re over the top, I can see why your dad would do the mask thing to you.

Oh? and what would you know about that? I don´t think you know me or my father personally.

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Send Marry, Kiss, Kill scenerios to my OC(s)

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Send me a song title that reminds you of my muse and my muse will react to it.

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I do know, I love her too but for different reasons. She's fascinating.

ATTANTI, NO.

-Leuca

But he is useless, you know that leuca. Also long time no speak.