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[ask-dr-xeno]

Final post:

Unfortunately, dear tumblr, I need to retire this blog. I’m afraid there are important projects that I need to focus on (in order to maintain the space time continuum and your timeline). Have no fear, though, as I believe another version of myself shall pop up and continue my interactions with you.

It has been a pleasure, dear tumblr, but I’m afraid I must now focus on my marriage (AKA science).

With that, I bid you adieu.

Sincerely,

Dr. Xeno H. Wingfield

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Who gave Missy milk?? I told you people, she’s weaned! Her body can’t digest milk anymore! She’s lactose intolerant!

No wonder she’s angry. She probably has an upset stomach.

Do you need to see @plain-drcorvus-account ?

Does your tummy hurt?? :(

@missy-the-cat

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Of course I’m scary. Look at me cutting that tree. That image is terrifying.

Hitting y'all with @ask-dr-xeno being the "Scary Evil" leader he is(* >ω<) very scary-

Dads so goofy!<3

[ask-dr-xeno]

*sighs deeply* thank you, doctor. Your sacrifice is much appreciated.

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

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Onyx eyes?

Forgive me, I didn’t realize you two were at the stage of developing cute Nick names for each other.

Also, getting sick isn’t ‘humiliating’, doctor. Humiliating would be calling Dr. Percival to come get you if you were passed out drunk in the hallways with no pants on.

No, getting sick just makes you human. Now stop fussing and go to bed.

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

[ask-dr-xeno]

What-No!-wait! I meant you could look at it, not have it! Come back here!!

>:0

Look at this silly silly cat man

Bonus: He looks like he’s in timeout

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*stopped listening after 15 seconds*

Doctor-again, it simply AMAZES me the amount of anxiety you have for your job when you’re ILL compared to your lax attitude when you’re WELL.

CLEARLY you are still ill, and I can base that on your extreme 180 of character. Since you refuse to go quietly, I will simply MAKE you go to bed.

*remembers Stan is on the other the other side of the base* Tell you what, since I’m feeling GENEROUS today, I won’t call Stan all the way here just to throw you into your room.

*grabs the phone on the wall*

Dr. Percival, you are needed IMMEDIATELY in my office. I’m afraid our good doctor needs to be BABYSAT and nursed back to health. I’m aware you may be busy with a project, but this is of greater importance.

*hangs up phone and frowns* now go sit in the chair like a good boy until your care taker comes

>:(

@drpercival

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

[ask-dr-xeno]

….

*takes off his glove and hands it to her* knock yourself out.

Look at this silly silly cat man

Bonus: He looks like he’s in timeout

[ask-dr-xeno]

I assure you, if there is a medical emergency, you shall be the first to know. In the meantime, Luna, myself and a few others can manage the less important medical manners. I will also remind you that we are, all things considered, a rather small colony. Thus, it is less likely a serious medical emergency will occur.

But, again, I promise to violently shake you from your slumber if something were to perchance happen.

Now. Go to bed. This is your last warning.

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

[ask-dr-xeno]

With all due respect, I don’t care how you feel now. You are clearly still unwell. And may I remind you that a person is more likely to make mistakes when they are ill?

Also, why is it when you’re healthy you find excuses to go sleep, but now that you are genuinely sick and I am ordering you to rest you refuse? Since you hate Stan with a passion, I can always ask Maya to force you to rest.

Don’t test me, doctor.

Good afternoon, doctor,

I have been informed that you are seriously ill and need to rest. As there is no current medical emergency that needs your attention, I think it’d be best if you focused on improving your health. I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that you will recover faster if you rest rather than forcing yourself to work.

Luna, myself, and a few others can manage the medical bay during your absence.

If you refuse to rest, then I’m afraid I will need to use force (and neither of us wants that).

If you find it hard to sleep, I can come down and give you a lecture on why birds are reptiles (I’m sure that will help you fall asleep).

Best regards,

Your Boss (Xeno)

oh... god...

ok. who told him that!?

I took a nap, for the love of...

and I fell much, much, much more better

my fever now is 100,04 F°

something that I can deal with

and I know what force you want to use against me, keep your dog on a leash away from me!

I am fine. I am. i'm fine. really. "Cough cough"

...

I chocked on something. definitely wasn't coughing cuz i'm sick...

[ask-dr-xeno]

…this is partially accurate.

Canon. Argue with a wall

[ask-dr-xeno]

Listen, their purpose is that they’re tools.

Their benefit is that I can snap my fingers at someone when I’m annoyed. It’s just an added perk.

Look at this silly silly cat man

Bonus: He looks like he’s in timeout

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…Stan, can you please escort Miss Aurora back to bed? I believe another day of rest would do her good.

Please feel free to carry her like a sack of potatoes if she resists.

Aurora, I’ll ask Luna to check up on you later and bring some tea. If I determine you are well enough tomorrow, then you can go back to work.

@neverstareatme

Xee, you gotta do something about Corvus. He's seriously sick and refusing to take a break.

Ignore the fact that I am also sick he is more important right now

@dawnlighthours

*sigh* yes, I heard he was ill but refusing to rest. I’ll go speak to him.

In the meantime, how about you go rest, Aurora. We have no emergency projects to do, so you can take some time off. Unless you’d like me to contact Mr. Sol and ask him to watch over you to make sure you take the time to heal…

[ask-dr-xeno]

Xee, you gotta do something about Corvus. He's seriously sick and refusing to take a break.

Ignore the fact that I am also sick he is more important right now

@dawnlighthours

*sigh* yes, I heard he was ill but refusing to rest. I’ll go speak to him.

In the meantime, how about you go rest, Aurora. We have no emergency projects to do, so you can take some time off. Unless you’d like me to contact Mr. Sol and ask him to watch over you to make sure you take the time to heal…

[ask-dr-xeno]

They’re actually tools. You can think of them as tweezers. I use them for fine detail work.

Look at this silly silly cat man

Bonus: He looks like he’s in timeout

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one of the best academic paper titles

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