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Dear Doctor,

What would you do if you caught John Juniper alive after the Peacemaker incident? Asking for a friend.

Yours Sincerely,

Definitely Not Agent Phoenix

Mr. Juniper is considered a threat to this company. You can't hide from me for forever, bird.

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hey, Zor! i really like your voice changer, i was ganna ask if you can just say the fuck word.

It's not a voice changer. I rather not explain what it is. I can use profanity, but it is unprofessional.

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Talking to agents will be fun, you thought! It'll be entertaining, you thought!

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Good for you!

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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I hope you are aware that I am a grown woman, not a child.

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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And why should I?

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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Mmm, I don't think I will...

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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This is quite amusing.~

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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If the doctor was here, it would be a 0. But they are busy, so I'm the one that has to deal with your nonsense. And since I am the one in charge, it's a 90. :) Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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Out of 0 to 100: if an EOD member sends you a prank thing, how much do you want to kill said person? 0 for "I don't give a shit" to 100 for "I AM GOING TO ABSOLUTELY DOX YOU AND THEN ABSOLUTELY MURDER YOU *wheeze* :)"

I have stated this multiple times, and I will state it again. Zoraxis has had no involvement with the criminals who are purported to have been attempting such a thing and any claims to the contrary will be counted as libel and treated accordingly. I will have you know that if you were to disturb the doctor from their work by sending immature messages such as this one, I will make careful note of where you are. I hope my response has answered your question. Yours, D. Sans, Mid-level Zoraxis Employee.

P.S. The fact you are anonymous is telling.

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With this said, feel free to drop off notes. Asks will always be open.

For those who are asking, I am fine, I am well. I am currently dealing with some strange readings. I will not be posting for some time. Zoraxis Industries, as a company, will be going on hiatus for this blog. I will post updates soon.

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For those who are asking, I am fine, I am well. I am currently dealing with some strange readings. I will not be posting for some time. Zoraxis Industries, as a company, will be going on hiatus for this blog. I will post updates soon.

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’to fuck your mother-‘

*this message has been removed. my apologies for this agent’s idioticness.*

I will have you know that this is a Safe For Work blog.

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Is it wrong that I want to kiss the disembodied voice?

Who are you? Do you work for the EOD?

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’Hello, Zor.’

Hello, Agent. What do you want?

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Hello, how do I apply to join Zoraxis? I just got back from a really hard mission, and there was neither cake NOR champagne. Not even a sandwich. I want revenge.

Come to my office. We can talk.

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What did you expect?

Was scrolling through steam today and say this on one of my favorite game's reviews.

Holy fuck, Dr Zor on steam.

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