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won the knife fight. still tired tho

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"..."

"This is gonna take a while to sort through..."

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sorry about the lack of updates!

Yeah, so, I have a big surgery coming up, and, not gonna lie! Shit's been tough! Lots of pain and exhaustion etc. I'm gonna do my best to put out an update before then, buuuuuut, there's gonna be more radio silence after for at least, say... a week?

We'll see! It all depends on how i feel after, ya know?

Egg out

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...looks like they need a few minutes

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I don't think this is the best strategy to make friends with people

"We'll have a~ll the time in the world to make up-"

"WON'T WE?"

"IT'S SHOWTIME~"

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What was the deal, exactly? Like, what does he have to do as an employee??

"Huh... I must admit, being put on the spot like this? My imagination is running up empty!"

"How peculiar! Let me try to think of something real quick-"

"... You know what? How about we go see if Peppino is ready?"

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Welcome to New Managment Au!

Howdy y'all!

Welcome to the Pizza Tower New Management Au! A simple "what if?" of, what if Peppino Lost, and had to start working for Pizzahead?

Real simple, right? ...

Or maybe not.

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[ask-employpino]

Hello there! It's nice to be able to send in fan mail to the TV show! I guess for future reference you can just call me 'Bunny Anon' or 'Bunny Fan'. My question is: How did you get THE Peppino Spaghetti to be your employee? It must of taken quite a lot of talking to get him to be part of your show! ˚ᆺ˚

"But!"

"We straightened things out!"

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...why is he your employee though? I can't help but feel that we askers might be missing quite a lot of context here

"Wow! A lot of you weren't watching the last broadcast huh?"

"No worries! I'll explain, since you all asked sooooo~ nicely!"

"Lets see... we were having our oh so DRAMATIC final showdown!"

"But then i realised..."

"If I blew up his pizzeria like I oooooh so WANTED..."

"The FUN would end!"

"This has been the most fun I've had in a long, LONG time!"

"We all win! I get what I want... and so does he, right?"

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Pizza head how are you soo cute!!

(⸝⸝⸝･ᯅ･⸝⸝⸝)◞♥︎

"I'm glad you think so!"

"I worked hard to look this way after all!"

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How do I get on TV

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Did no one teach you how to knock???? Goodness gracious just because he’s your employee doesn’t mean you get to completely override common courtesy!!! 

"Yes, Well..."

"We all make mistakes! Even me!"

"So lets forget about that and move on!"

"... I'll send a gift basket to his room later to make up for it. And flowers! Some Wine as well maybe? Italians drink wine right?"

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🏳️‍🌈?

"Golly, so many questions already? Why, this will make waiting just tick on by in a flash!"

"Allrighty, lets start one at a time of course! Lets see what this one says!"

"... Oh come on."

"What, getting flustered at seeing an someone in their underwear makes you gay now? I mean, I AM but the Italian has NOTHING to do with it!"

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"Howdy there wo~nderful viewers!"

"I do hope you're all excited for tonights broadcast!"

"I know I sure am!"

"Excited for what, I hear you asking!"

"Excellent question, tower resident i don't care about!"

"It's- (drum roll please Gerome)"

"Iiiiiiiiiiitssssss, the debut of my new favourite employee of course! Ta Da!"

"Now, I don't need to say his name now, do I? You already know, of COURSE you do!"

"How about we go say howdy?"

"Let's just see if he's ready for the stage!"

"Are you-"

"OUT"

"Oh."

"... Well. While he gets ready..."

"How about some... viewer submitted questions?"

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"Well! Hello there folks!"

"You all enjoying PTV? I know I sure have!"

"Why, ever since that silly little Italian man came by, ratings have been SOARING!"

"I'm sure you're all eager to know what became of him after that battle of ours, ri~ght?"

"Well! Lucky you, wo~nderful viewers! Stay tuned for our next Broadcast!"

"You'll be the first to be introduced to our NEWEST employee, so..."

:)