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@ask-la-squadra is this how I ever look to you guys -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

*Chreva blinks once, then twice, then can't stop himself from falling to the ground. Living Thing just barely manages to push away the blade, preventing him from impaling himself, before Chreva falls unconscious and the stand dematerializes*

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

*'Thank God,' he thinks, 'that I don't have to listen to him any longer.'*| *Chreva feels little claws poke at his open flesh*

...

LIVING THING!!

*Livin Thing's hand plunges into Chreva's abdomen and with ease it flings out a blade, steady and distrubingly long, towards Diavolo, skewering him through the abdomen in return. They're then connected, each on an end of the blade, holding both their bodies up. Chreva's voice is raspy from his screaming.*

Shut the fuck up.

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

(I WAS GONNA DRAW A COMIC OF THIS BUT I GAVE UP)

*'alright.' Chreva thinks, 'so I'm a bad actor. But if I can just...'*

*Chreva screams bloody murder. Screams in pure agony. Screams like he actually thinks he's dying - luckily Diavolo doesn't know that he never thinks thst. Chreva keeps shrieking, hoping to convince Diavolo he's just a useless slab of hopelessness in order to buy time to study the attack in his head. How his abdomen was penetrated, how big the wound was, and what angle his stand would have to reach from to stay out of sight.*

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

*Chreva hops right back up after falling over, with a hint of surprise on his face. An actual attack? Damn.*

*Now for the tough part, attacking back properly.*

Ah....you....

*Chreva struggles with his words, trying to act nervous while simultaneously focusing on materializing his stand in just the right place.*

You uh...really took it easy with that attack, huh?

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

how the fuck do you expect to go on and on about my being cowardly....when.... You..... IF YOU WANT ME TO FIGHT ME SO BAD, FIGHT ME YOURSELF!!

C'MON, YOU'VE GOT THAT SO CALLED "IMMORTALITY" BEHIND YOU?? WANNA SCOFF AT ME LIKE SOME MIGHTY GOD?

THEN PROVE IT!!!

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

Guys I'm so sorry

I married Diavolo

YOU'RE CHEATING ON ENZO????

[ask-enzoandchreva]

I wasn't. I could never. Never even consider it. Why would I? I could kill you so easily...might as well be vigilant, you'll never know if I've already got you bleeding out, you bitch.

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

in about threeee minutes 🤓 blah blah blah 🤓

I'm going to piss on you.

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

You won't even feel it as Livin' Thing slices you open, you'll only feel your fucking guts slip to the floor. All that before I've even reached you. Fucker.

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

Sorry i know you have a different surname but everytime i see it i think of the brazilian nickname "enzo gabriel" for brats 😭 what do you think about it?

That's a funny coincidence :) -Enzo

And I know this isn't what you're saying but it feels like youre calling ME a brat sdhajdkhakjfhsdkjfhakdhkfsj -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

I'm not telling you shit. I'm not letting you have any info or satisfaction you bASTARD. AND IF YOU TRY TO FUCKING HURT ME I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL FUCKING SHRED YOU TO PIECES!! -Chreva

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

So this is where one of the traitors hid, hm?

- @diavolos-secret-blog

Ohhhhhh what the fuck. -Chreva

[ask-enzoandchreva]

i don't want anything, I didn't tell it to do that.

*trying to lead ghiaccio ( @ask-la-squadra ) over to Chevra, meowing the whole time*

- @mister-tally-hall-bluesky

pphft- getting led around by a kitten, Nevoso? Fuzzy little baby ordering you around?

[ask-enzoandchreva]

damn this is crazy

HOLY SHIT THEY NEED TO HURRY THE FUCK UP THE ANTS ARE EATING THEIR WAY INTO WWW.TUMBLR.COM

HURRY UP GUYS PLEASE

@giorno-askvanna @leone-askbacchio